Feeling better yet? Maybe your illnesses aren't quite gone, but the stars aren't holding down your immune system anymore. This month, the twinklies upon high are fiesty, glowing a reddish fury that can only mean one thing... Spurcans are in a FIGHTIN' MOOD. I suggest you try to keep this newfound rage under control, play some videogames or do something cheap and destructive like going out in the garden with a stick and beating the crap out of some weeds or other unwanted plants. Just don't hurt people!
Spurcans will be mysteriously depressed this month! It's very unlike them, especially with Halloween around the corner, but for some reason they just aren't in the mood for it! Instead of dressing up and celebrating, why not try making some dark and scary poetry, or dressing all gothy for a bit? Most people will think it's just a Halloween thing anyway, so try it out! Embrace your inner angst.
What to get your Spurca: Gadgets are the ideal gift to win a spurca over. Their playful and curious character will open up to anyone who offers them quick entertainment. Try to steer clear of expensive brand gear though. Your spork crush probably already has the latest iPod so do try to be more original.
Where to take your Spurca: Appeal to your partner’s childlike side and take them to a petting zoo or a playground. Honestly, they may seem a little tough on the outside, but they’ll love it. A day of innocent playtime will leave them giddy and will allow for them to see you not only as someone to steal kisses from but as someone they can have fun with as well.
Evil Timmy: Geez, these guys should grow up already. Who cares about petting animals or innocence? The only petting I’m interested in is the heavy kind, if you know what I mean... Well, I think. Nobody will tell me what that means because I’m too little.
Isn't nature wonderful? There's so many forms of life out there, from bacteria to bugs to birds to busses, bicycles and... wait, I think I went wrong somewhere in there. But still, the stars seem to be encouraging the Spurcan's greener side. Why not take up a bit of gardening? Plant some plants, grow some pretty flowers or fruit and veg! You'll enjoy the fresh air and the pretty/tasty results, I'm sure.
The fork of the spoon nervousness tendency perhaps is this month, it seems that causes worry and panic with the star. As for all corners with the dark way, inauspiciousness, in all beds or the closet monster it is possible to have! Tries the fact that it maintains because your head is feared the fear itself where there is the only thing… And [ku]. And fearful buffoonery teacher.
(Sporks will likely be of a nervous disposition this month, the stars seem to be causing worry and panic. Every corner will seem dark and sinister, every bed or closet could have a monster inside! Try to keep your head, the only thing to fear is fear itself... And spiders. And scary clowns.)
WAR! Huh. Good god, y'all. What is it good for? Well, videogames mostly! But yeah, this month you may find yourself a little obsessed with the military! I'm not saying you'll feel the need to enlist, but you might end up drawn into WWII documentaries or movies. Don't take it too lightly! War is bad, bad stuff.
Egads, the stars have gone into an emo slump and left you down, down, down and out! Its gonna be very hard to motivate yourself to get out of bed, so do your best to keep your head held high and have something worth doing in the day, whether its a hobby or a chore that needs to be done, or, SOMETHING to take your mind of the celestial blues!
Oh dear, keep a close eye on your finances this month! You may feel comfortable at the moment but things could get tight in the last two weeks of August. Perhaps an unexpected expense will pop up, but it's a lot more likely that you'll only have yourself to blame. It's fine to treat yourself occasionally, but you're at a high risk to go into overdraft. And you know that'll hurt. So try leaving your cards at home when you go shopping, that way you simply can't spend more than you'd planned. And never ever go grocery shopping on an empty stomach, of course.