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Name: Jacob Brewer
Sex: Yes please
Age: 15
Birthday: December 4th, (1993)
Location: A small town in Georgia
Favorite color: Black
Things I do: Video games (See the list below for the games I like), skate boarding, drawing, and being a comedian
Music: Rock (1989-Current year, I hate classic), Heavy Metal, and some Punk bands (See the second list below for the bands I like)

Current Favorite Video Games:
Halo 1-3 (Especially 3)
Gears of War 1-2
Fallout 3
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Assassin's Creed (Can't wait til' the sequel, coming winter 2009)
Mirrors Edge
Army of Two (Kinda)
OverLord

Favorite Bands and Music Groups:
Dethklok
Slipknot
System of a Down
Marilyn Manson
Flobots (mostly just the song "Handlebars")
Korn
Disturbed
Some songs by Metallica
A Beautiful Lotus
Mindless Self Indulgence
I have others but can't think of them ATM, I will update.. well... when ever the hell I want to

Last update: 6/4/09



A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down im scared

Guy: No this is fun

Girl: No its not please its too scary

Guy: then tell me you love me

Girl: I love you slow down

Guy: Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put
it on yourself its bothering me.


In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile

My Art

Infamous - Play Station 3 (Not finished)
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Halo Wars - Xbox 360
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This is my drawing of my avatar. :]
Version 1 - Outline
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Version 2 - Filled in (Not finished)
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A Recent Work of Art - My Assassin Avatar
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I'll scan some more l8er.

RANDOM

EVIL BALLOONS!!!
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A graphic I did. *bows* Thank you, thank you.
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GloryAnna Report | 11/19/2009 3:33 pm
GloryAnna
Thank you for shopping at my store
Rymix Report | 08/01/2009 4:53 am
Rymix
hey! wassup fail rymix herecmonman.. invitethis homie.. bardpado to our clanmeng.. he's usefull
Sundarii Report | 07/30/2009 4:06 pm
Sundarii
D=
byakuya_the_silent Report | 07/29/2009 3:05 pm
byakuya_the_silent
awesome profile
Nefertiri Merytmut Report | 07/18/2009 6:32 pm
Nefertiri Merytmut
The balloon graphic you made.... pure awesomeness....
santrix Report | 07/16/2009 5:48 am
santrix
announcer:head shot,multi kill,holy s**t s**t s**t s**t s**t s**t,humiliation! yo whats up
x- Belial -x Report | 07/08/2009 2:04 am
x- Belial -x
Omg another dog .-.;
Lol. . .wonderful
NyaSonozaki Report | 06/25/2009 11:47 pm
NyaSonozaki
randomly lands on your profile hellos person nice choice of bands ever listen to job for a cowboy?((yes i know that sounds like it would be country but its not its scremo metal))
santrix Report | 06/25/2009 11:05 am
santrix
hey
x__ A s i a n - D i n o Report | 06/22/2009 9:04 pm
x__ A s i a n - D i n o
did u draw my avii yet ;o.?

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