hi im chris
im 16 and kind of a tool sur pr ise
varsity captain of the panther lax team
we've been below 500 since 2011
our goalie graduated so f*ck our lives lol

prayers of an atheist:
ur a cute asian boi
i wud keep u as a teddybear toi

but u never wear a shirt
now u wear a shirt

with all the hot girls u flirt
i noticed u like blondes on them u squirt

u shud eat mcdonalds and mcflurries
then lift 20lb bicep curls 20 of 10
dont cardio for a while cus it'll burn the fat u need to convert2muscle