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They say you can learn all you need to know about a woman by the contents of her purse. That's obviously a stupid idea. For one thing, purses are pretty small, and there's always the off chance that things have either: (a) fallen out or (b) been omitted for space-saving purposes. Besides, technically speaking, to learn everything there is to know about a person, you'd need their medical, dental, criminal, and school records. How many women carry that stuff around?Buuut, just in case the saying really is true, I dumped my purse out over the keyboard. There's....one bubblegum pink wallet with a star chain, 27 movie stubs, a collection of sparkly doll stickers, a shiny beany frog, a purple tiger-striped super ball, strawberry-marshmallow sparkle lipgloss, a tiny purple mirror, three packs of watermelon Extra, one pack of citrus mint Trident, three sticks of spearmint Extra, and more gumwrappers than I care to count.
What do you get from that, purse-psychics? Huh?
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Typos make me feel more stupid than normal.
I suspect the hideous thing below me will be deleted...
o.o This pointless comment will probably be, too...
...wonder if pessimism is hereditary...
Sorry.
Anyway... o.o Pink.
Nothing wrong with pink.
...although I see more red than pink...
...anyways. I thought I had a point to this comment...
For some reason, I delibirately though, "I will go to her profile and comment on ______"
...ah well. Short-term memory prevails.
Happy pink profile page~!
There's some empty space. Bump the ugly comments down. Lalalala~
You're stupid.
Translation for you: "Ur stooopid."
;DDD
Thanks. I like your profile, too. It's cute.