Name: Gwyneth

Age: 15

Lives in: USA

Likes: you.

Dislikes: Anyone but you

Books: your biography

Movies: a documentary about you


Recently, I was asked a very intrusive question pertaining to my social status. I tried to chew it over with a Twix. Time did not stop, and an advertisement for chewy, nut-filled caramel chocolate did not ensue. I only continued to chew the chocolate bar awkwardly, while the asker stood there in confusion, expecting an answer.