AboutLet's get one thing straight here- I'm only on this site because my little sister was messing around on it and I saw it had that fishing game and it reminded me of Zelda. And I can't go out at night and get crunk anymore after like, 9 or it'll violate my probation, and I needed to make this fake money to buy a nice fishing rod to catch the fish, and then I found out that some people on these forums need advice from a real stud like yours truly.
So, about me- I'm the biggest badass in my school, I'm the running back for the football team, I'm one of the lead vocals in our Glee club (which is totally badass, singing and dancing is cool, and if anyone tries to say different I'll not hesitate to go all Tik Tok on your face), and all around sex shark. Proud to be a Jew, and I've probably had sex with your mother. Also the proud father of this beautiful baby girl.