Say No to Homophobia!
"Post this if you believe homophobia is wrong:
1.) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2.) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4.) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.
5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.
6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
7.) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.
8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.
9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.
10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans..."
Say No to Racism!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK" "When I grew up I was BLACK," "When I'm sick I'm BLACK," "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK," "When I'm cold I'm BLACK," "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE," "When you're sick, you're GREEN," "When you go in the sun you turn RED," "When you're cold you turn BLUE," "And when you die you turn PURPLE." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism!