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coolyo
are you taking notes on how to be cool?? jesus get a fncking pen
The name is DAVE STRIDER. I can let fly some hella intense BEATS, which brings us to a variety of my INTERESTS. A cool dude like me is sure to have plenty. I have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with my TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR. I like to rave about BANDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT ME. I collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS. I am an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate my own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM. I maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES. And if the inspiration strikes, I won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT.
also, i hate puppets...
but not really
i mean
maybe in an ironic way or something
right??
currently questing:
Pester me or whatever
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two i know youre just begging for this a** and i cant blame you.
but there are lines. do you understand dave? lines of people waiting to get in these tight pants of mine.
what makes you think youre so fncking high up on the throne that you can just wave your magical wand and pop in front?
tell me dave. i need to know man.
also no im not drunk
onlt a couple of ebeers.
smash it and bang.
the way i work your kitty is gonna make your heart sang.
1 THOUGHT 1T M1GHT H4V3 B33N H1M
BUT 1T W4SNT! >:O
TH3 SM3LL 4ND F33L W4S W4Y D1FF3R3NT FROM TH3 OR1G1N4L "4MPOR4, PR1NC3 OF GLUB GLUB"
H3 W4S JUST DR3SS3D UP 4S 4MPOR4 BUT 1T D1D SHOCK MYS3LF JUST 4 B1T
H3H3H3H3 M4YB3 1 C4N 3XP3CT 4NOTH3R DR3SS-UP 1MPOST3R BUT 1NST34D 1TLL B3 OF M3
>:]
i liked inuyasha though because the main guy was kind of like a dog! :D
im preeeeetty suuure you memorized the lines from sailor moon because you really liked it as a kid though
hehe :)
your outfit looks uhh.. nice on you though! very cool
but...
whats with your halloween outfit?? :O
i didnt know you liked stuff like that!
TH3Y 4R3 SO 4DOR4BL3 1 C4NT 3V3N B3G1N TO CONT41N TH3 3XC1T3M3NT 1 GOT FROM WH3N 1 US3D TO G4Z3 UPON TH3M
SO H3LPL3SS Y3T SO T3MPT1NG TO JUST 4DOPT ON3 4ND T3LL TH3M 1TS 4LL OK4Y
H3H3H3
OR 4R3 YOU SC4R3D OF TH3M >:O
SUR3LY TH3 COOL-K1D WONT W4NT SOM3 R4NDOM TROLL TO B3 4LL UP 1N H1S F4C3 CORR3CT
H3H3H3H3