Take the best orgasm you have ever had and times it by like a million. That's how awesome I am.
Je m'appelle Jayson et Je t'aime.
Different colors remind me of different things... that usually aren't that color. I've always wanted a treehouse, eventhough I think I might be afraid of termites. I'm so much friendlier with a grande Caramel Macchiato double nonfat wet with two additional pumps of hazelnut in my hands.
I don't see the reasoning behind not saying ******** because some old fart said they were "naughty" words.It irks me when people act like they know what they're talking about, but really don't. People who are always smiling and try to be nice whenever they can are the kind of people I like to associate with.Computers are annoying sometimes, but have endless possibilities. Thus I deal with their insanely complex insides.I like the color green. Bright, neon, flashy green that hurts your head if you stare at it too long.When I get sick, or feel sick, I absolutely refuse to take medication of any kind. It's just a sore throat. It's just a headache. I can deal.Sticky notes are some of the most useful things on the planet.My AIM screen name is: codyyursiqqq. I'd love to chat it up with you anytime.Eyes are easily the most attractive, emotional, enlifting, spiritual, and captivating thing on the human body.I like to draw things. Most of the time they're absolutely dreadful. But I've drawn a few good things and I like them a lot.Coloring books and crayons when used together and correctly make instant happiness.I get most of my music taste from my friend in British Columbia, which is in Canada. Most days we trade music until she has to go to the supermarket.After traveling to different places, I have come to love Florida and will always return here when I have become disenchanted by the world..I hate it when people call others "Extraordinary!" It's like telling someone they're "Super Mediocre!" Or "Extra Okay!"I miss being three years old and running around naked everywhere.Bad days always start with a stuffy nose or somehow involve me spilling something on myself or my possessions.Itchy clothes are officially my arch-nemesis. One of the worst things in the world has to be getting out of the shower and not having anything to dry off with anywhere near you. Pencils and I have an abusive relationship, but one that I enjoy very much.I like using tremendously lengthy vocabulary for two reasons. One, it makes me seem waaaay more perspicacious than I am. Two, I can tell who needs to shake a stick at the dictionary.I call myself corpulent because I'm not. I hope that makes sense to you, because I need someone to explain it to me. If we weren't all so wrapped up in each other we could figure out who we really are.My focus is the most elusive thing I've encountered. "You are not your hair, on good or bad days. You are not your legs or your lips or the mole that only you know about. You are not your biceps or your fingernails." When I'm going to sleep, I think about everything that happened that day. After I've gone through everything, I pick the best thing and replay it in my head over and over again. That way, everyday, is a good day no matter what happened. Different colors remind me of different things... that usually aren't that color.Do not ask me to make decisions. I can never decide. "Happiness could be nothing more than a bad memory."I may not have a car, but I can make realistic engine sounds! I dance like a white person, but a white person with extremely great dancing skills. I'm too confident, but not confident enough. Actually, I'm completely different people.
roooooaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i tink tahts twenty one.
ya yer here to see pictures of me so looook.
[quote:7cb90c30c2="Inverted Jeebus"]Snort a few lines of anthrax or something, okay, but for the love of Jesus, PLEASE stop typing![/quote:7cb90c30c2]