I am GeneticJoker, The Art Bandit.
That would've been my Gaia username, if it wasn't for somebody else taking the username, which disappoints me.
But either way, I will take over the position.
How this will happen:
1. I will haunt the forums (mainly Chatterbox).
2. I will find an avatar, in any thread, and draw it.
3. I will find the person, send them their art, and hide away.
4. I am forever, The Art Bandit.