Call me Gaz. Or Creature. Or Supreme Overlord, I'm not picky. >->
"Two nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! Goddammit!! It knew!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!!! But it knew!! It knewwww!! Did the dog send you?!" O_O
"But you are a person, and I can't say I'm fond of that. My days are less than enjoyable because of people. You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are. You won't really burn, though; ripped to strips is more accurate."
"Do you have any idea what's going on down there?!! Hideous things! People are suffering, and people like... well... me, heh, are running around!! Suicide, genocide!! People are killing moose!! You buy a video game system, and a better one comes out in a month!!! Powdered eggs?!!! Self esteem is so low, girls are buyin' wonder bras!!! Do you see!? DO YOU?
"Honestly, it's so difficult to truly care about so many things without, first, knowing the answers to some of the most fundamental, mind ravaging questions! How can one possibly respect the existence of something, people in this case, when that something seems to defy respect? They do such trivial things, and find amusement, even up to "so-called" maturity, in the incessant mistreatment of their own kind."
By the way, I drew all of the above Johnny pics (except the little one) on ******** Paint. That's right. ^_^ The old one, too.
I generally don't like people. So chances are I don't (or won't) like you. I'm not a b***h, I'm just observant, and the majority of the population on this planet consists of quite horribly stupid people. <_< And I don't like stupid people. I shouldn't have to explain things to you, I would like to be able to read what you type without wanting to shoot you for lack of coherence. (I'm a grammar Nazi) And I think deeply, while most people don't ******** think at all. biggrin
But if you are confident that you are not stupid, please don't be afraid to comment me. Go ahead, press the pm button, I dare ya. >.>
Hah, no, but really. I cannot really be defined by any title, but I'll try to describe myself anyways. I'm an observer, I can see through most people because most people have no depth to them. I will occasionally/often go into rants about the flaws of society, hypocracy, organized religion, or whatever I feel needs to be known. Read them with an open mind. Believe me, some of the s**t I say when I'm mad is pretty entertaining. >w<
I enjoy Vampire Roleplays, specifically yaoi. I usually play male characters nowadays for whatever reason. o_O I smoke da ganja. Constantly. >w< I have a rather incessant blood fetish. I don't care who gets offended, I speak my mind. I'm sado-masochistic. I worship The Beatles, Dethklok, Marilyn Manson, System of a Down, Tool, and Tenacious D. I'm bloody British. >w< And right now, I'm high as hell, and am gonna stop writing this. Maybe I'll finish it later. Gah, I hope I didn't make any typos... >_>
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Check it out! GirlNamesSpider has drawn up a handful of chibi Theodorics, and I had to put one up. ^.^