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Songs From the Wood

Let me bring you songs from the wood:
To make you feel much better than you could know.
Dust you down from tip to toe.
Show you how the garden grows.
Hold you steady as you go.
Join the chorus if you can:
It'll make of you an honest man.
Let me bring you love from the field:
Poppies red and roses filled with summer rain.
To heal the wound and still the pain
That threatens again and again
As you drag down every lover's lane.
Life's long celebration's here.
I'll toast you all in penny cheer.
Let me bring you all things refined:
Galliards and lute songs served in chilling ale.
Greetings well met fellow, hail!
I am the wind to fill your sail.
I am the cross to take your nail:
A singer of these ageless times.
With kitchen prose and gutter rhymes.
Songs from the wood make you feel much better.


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Razer Report | 04/08/2016 7:46 am
I hope that you had a happy birthday!
Razer Report | 04/09/2015 8:18 am
Sounds like a very nice birthday when your wife brought home dinner and you got to open presents! mrgreen
Razer Report | 04/08/2015 5:37 pm
You are very welcome and I hope it was a good one. biggrin heart
Razer Report | 04/08/2015 3:57 am
Happy Birthday, Garter! heart
Hya-Chuu Report | 11/15/2013 8:24 pm
quayla666 Report | 04/09/2013 8:02 am
YAY!! Sorry that I have not been keeping in contact much. I will be trying harder now that I only work 40 hours this week.
faerie graveyard Report | 04/08/2013 1:23 pm
quayla666 Report | 04/08/2013 7:07 am
Happy Birthday. heart

I hope that today is it anyways. ninja
Razer Report | 03/31/2013 2:45 pm
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