I am the king of the Gerudo, and the sole male of my kind, as only one male is born to the Gerudo every century. Koume and Kotake are my surrogate mothers, raising me in an environment where death is an almost-daily event. Anyway lets begin my story.
It all began when I used link to gain access to the Triforce after he acquired the Master Sword. Using the sword, he unlocked the entrance to the Sacred Realm where the Triforce resided. However, once I touched the Triforce, it split into its three components that embedded themselves in the three people destined to receive them - I received the Triforce of Power, Link the Triforce of Courage, and Princess Zelda the Triforce of Wisdom.
With the Triforce of Power, I was able to conquer the land of Hyrule and rule unopposed for seven years, obtaining the title of the King of Evil. At that point, Link, who had been held in stasis for those seven years, was awakened by Rauru, the Sage of Light. Rauru encouraged him to awaken the other six Sages to oppose and defeat me. Now a young adult, Link had succeeded in awakening the Sages and attacked my stronghold for a final showdown. After my initial defeat, my piece of the Triforce, combined with my evil and lust for power, I could not contain the evil within my heart so I was transformed into an immensely powerful, porcine monster of terrifying evil. After my transformation I was known as Ganon. Then after an intense battle, Link and Zelda (which I needed for the Triforce of Wisdom and Courage) were able to fight and finally subdue me long enough for the Seven Sages to combine their powers and seal me away wthin the Sacred Realm. At that moment I screamed that I would return and destroy Link and Zelda's descendants.
To keep a short story short I failed the second time as well.
Toki no Yuushi (Link from LoZ)
Pollination Technician (The alien from The Sims 2)
Balthier Mid Bunanza (Balthier from FXII)
w0nKa (Willy Wonka)
M1KAU (Mikau from LoZ: MM)
Brother the Al Bhed (Brother from FFX and X-2)
[ James Bond 007 ] (Sean Connery)