.... hey Avery! How's it going? You haven't been eating the jell-o, have you? Remember what I told you about that! Anyways, I thought I'd give you a few days to settle in before pestering you.. who knows if they'll let you have this letter anyways, but I hope so.
Seriously though! Are they giving you jell-o? Forcing you to eat it? Have you managed to get an inside guy yet to sneak you in take-out? Got anyone coming by to visit and sneaking you in anything good? Because I'm totally sure I could find some way to help you out... by the way, I'm winking at the paper right now, and trying to figure out how small I can shrink a whole ham..... not going so good.
Anyways, hope your recovery is going good, and you haven't done anything too bad to annoy the nurses. (Remember, all nurses are the same! Scary, pushy, and know what to do to get the job done, even if it's painful and involves ingesting things that taste like dog poo, and they make it all the worse when you resist!)
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