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Gaara the Reaper

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Last Login: 01/12/2020 12:54 pm

Registered: 09/28/2006

Birthday: 01/15

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"Where was Gilderoy Lockhart born?

In a box near the fire. His mother probably barked during the whole thing." Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap

"How did Gilderoy Lockhart defeat the Bandon Banshee?

Well, he was gonna try and gag her with his manhood, but the damn thing's so tiny, it could only be used to floss her teeth. On the plus side, she now has a better smile than he does." Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap

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"I've heard of sanity, but I've never had much use for it. Too many crazy people practice it for my tastes!"
-Luna Lovegood from Perfect Lionheart's fanfiction Partially Kissed Hero

"Procrastinators of the world unite!... Tomorrow." -Some t-shirt company.

"If a Bulstrode falls and no one cares, will it actually make a sound?" -Luna Lovegood from Darth Marrs fanfiction Harry Potter and the Four Founders

"All boys are stupid. They can't help it. Either they think that they are the center of the world, strutting about because they play ball or some other sport, or they get good grades, or they can beat someone up, or they come from a family with money, or they're deluded thinking that just because they find themselves interesting, the girl they fixate on should, too. All boys!" -Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards

"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts." Drebin, Naked Gun 2 1/2

"Experience being around them showed that contrary to the examples displayed in corpse-humping modern literature aimed at titillating teenage girls who think dark, angsty, brooding stalkers are romantic, the actual reality of vampirism was one of grim horror and enslavement to appetites."
-Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart

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DarkFairyPrincess200 Report | 07/24/2012 11:36 am: Durem. I wasnt sure what side louie was on so yah...
DarkFairyPrincess200 Report | 07/23/2012 2:11 pm: emotion_awesome yah
DarkFairyPrincess200 Report | 07/19/2012 12:13 pm: i have ^ ^ but i can never get a higher score then 3
DarkFairyPrincess200 Report | 07/19/2012 10:48 am: cat_xd ahahaha
DarkFairyPrincess200 Report | 07/18/2012 8:54 pm: haha ^ ^ are there any other games?
DarkFairyPrincess200 Report | 07/18/2012 1:55 pm: cat_3nodding you into the event or just like the scarf?
DarkFairyPrincess200 Report | 07/18/2012 11:53 am: love your avatar by the way ^ ^ your looking very awesome today
DarkFairyPrincess200 Report | 07/18/2012 11:47 am: = _= those terrible terrible Devourers.... ^ ^
DarkFairyPrincess200 Report | 07/17/2012 8:57 pm: hmm maybe I will... ^ ^