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Last Login: 01/17/2017 7:20 pm

Registered: 02/10/2007

Gender: Female

Birthday: 06/01/1992

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Just me and sh*t I like

Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"

Fake friends: Never seen you cry.
True friends: Cry with you.

Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True friends: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.

Fake friends: Know a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.

Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."

Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
True friends: Will knock them the f**k out.

Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this, just like I did


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PhantomFox05 Report | 02/09/2015 7:12 pm
lol wasnt expecting that
PhantomFox05 Report | 01/25/2013 10:41 pm
wohoooo not much
Kalan DoUrden Report | 12/18/2012 12:34 pm
Kalan DoUrden
I am trying to get gas money to pay a friend so che can come and get me and my stuff, she is trying to get 400 but shes failing and I may need to get her half, bre said that she'd help me as well as 2 other friends of mine said that they would help me but I also need your help too jarrod. cry I was going to ask you TODAY but seeing as neither of you are where you guys were supposed to be I am now just f*cking sitting here at the goddamn library about to f*cking cry because I wanted to spend my day off today with bre but seeing as whenever you f*cking feel like it you just go f*cking driving off with her with no thought to anyone else who wants to spend the goddamn day with her I guess that isn't gonna f*cking happen mad do you get how pissed and frustrated I am about this? stare I rode my bike all the f*cking way from the appartment in silvis to bres house looking for her and her grandma told me that you 2 went to your house.....but when I ride back to your house what do I f*cking find?! stressed NO f*ckING BODY IS EVEN f*ckING THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream I AM SO f*ckING TIRED OF THIS BULLsh*t!!!!!!!!!!! scream WHY CAN'T ANY f*ckING BODY BE WHERE THEYARE SUPPOSED TO BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! stressed YOU GET HER ALL THE f*ckING TIME JARROD WHEN IS IT MY f*ckING TURN ALREADY?! evil
Kalan DoUrden Report | 12/13/2012 7:37 pm
Kalan DoUrden
hey jarrod I need a HUGE favor from you
Kalan DoUrden Report | 10/24/2012 7:49 am
Kalan DoUrden
well f*ck me then -_- do you know anybody who would be willing to lend out their truck?
Kalan DoUrden Report | 10/23/2012 7:22 am
Kalan DoUrden
because they're trying to get to california and they have no passport
Kalan DoUrden Report | 10/20/2012 7:27 am
Kalan DoUrden
because I'm trying to help a friend get from the UK to california
Kalan DoUrden Report | 10/19/2012 7:51 am
Kalan DoUrden
hey do you know anybody whos got a boat or a truck they'd be willing to hire out?
Elyria Stone Report | 10/07/2012 6:55 am
Elyria Stone
yay! You'll love it! Our members are a lot of fun - just fill out the app on the home page.!
Elyria Stone Report | 09/07/2012 7:23 pm
Elyria Stone
Hey Star Wars fan! I belong to a Star Wars Guild that's just getting started. Interested? http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds-home/star-wars-dawn-of-a-new-age/g.289005/

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