"monster 'hunter'? no,... more a monster 'researcher'"
"then whats the gun for?"
"fieldmice...bigass fieldmice...and clowns"
33% emo, 1&#xsl;ut/man whore, 3% jock, 9&#xne;rd
[X] you own at least 5 black shirts
[ ] you like skinny jeans
[X] you’re listening to music right now
[X] you have painted your fingernails black before
[X] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3/itunes
 Like the color black
[X] hate most girly girls
[ ] have dyed ur hair dark
[X] sometimes like to be alone
 hate popular music
[X] keep hair in front of your face
[X] have given people evil stares
 Hate your parents
[ ] Life sucks for you
[X] have been called emo
[X] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[X] Complain a lot
[ ] own a studded belt
[ ] own more than 10 minishorts
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[ ] have been called a slut
 like to drink
[ x] ever wear low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
 Flirt with every girl or guy!
 love the opposite sex
 Go to parties/sleepovers at least once a week
 own 5 tube tops
 Sit on the opposites lap
 you kiss because you think its fun
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[ ] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[x] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[ ] Play more than 2 sports
 Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[ ] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[ ] You play/ played baseball-softball on a team
[ ] You play/ played soccer on a team
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[ ] can do 15 pushups without getting tired
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[ ] have/had braces
 in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A’s
 Like spending time with your parents
[ ] have been called a nerd
 are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[X] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[ ] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Dont have pics of yourself on myspace
[x] read a book a month
[x] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 4 high school stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “__% emo, __&#xsl;ut/man whore, __% jock, __&#xne;rd” ((just copy and paste somewhere where you can type your answers and then do the math!!!))
I've Done 92 of the 120 stupidest things
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person -demir's 23 8'D-
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your gaia / deviantART Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 10
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 12
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 16
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle -it broke when I tried building a mote..-
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 21
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 26
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake -omg, how mean!! D8-
SO FAR: 27
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood -all the time lol-
SO FAR: 30
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 34
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night-in 10 minutes to be exact-
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 36
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 40
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud -EW!-
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean -and I regret it-
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying -heart attack >_>-
SO FAR: 42
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 47
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain -I'm not a romantic person-
SO FAR: 50
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles (OF COURSE!)
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere(im a pyro...)
SO FAR: 54
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey -wtf...-
SO FAR: 54
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "p***s" or "v****a"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 56
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish -no, that's mean.-
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 59
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs (Yeah!)
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 63
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 66
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail -I was put in there when I jumped off a bridge xDD-
SO FAR: 68
(x) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger -yes, but it's a pain, cuz the stranger's are usually really ugly-
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 73
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 77
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You ...sadly...
( )Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 81
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling -not even if my life depended on it-
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 85
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 89
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires -I was bored-
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in the blank spot.)
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish to sacrifice Masaya to the poptarts of justice/Spork Ninjas/knights who say NI/blobs of jelly, copy this into your profile.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.
9.) and you were to busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
(I can't believe I fell for it...)
oh and this!!XDXDXDXDXD
Ways To Annoy People In The Cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!
1-Boil ice cream.
2-Bury your fathers Nissan. Tell your him the dog did it (Same applies to cats, birds, hamsters and goldfish)
3-Challenge the neighbour kid to duel.
4-Climb a sidewalk.
5-Dial 911...breath heavily.
6-Donate your brother/sister's body to science.
7-Have your cat bronzed.
8-Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
9-Join Hell's Angels by mail.
10-Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
11-Learn to type...with your toes.
12-Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
13-Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
14-Mow your carpet.
15-Paint your home...day-glo orange.
16-Paint your windows.
17-Pinstripe your driveway.
18-Plant a shoe.
19-Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
20-Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
21-Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
22-Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
23-Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
24-Redecorate your garage.
25-Ride a loaf of bread.
26-See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
27-Speak in acronyms.
28-Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.
29-Take your sofa for a walk.
30-Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
31. Flicker the light switch for about 5 minutes before saying very loudly "ooooooooooooooh! I get it!"
32-Wax the ceiling.
dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lieing on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them
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