~15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~ 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
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ONE DAY DERE WAS A GUY WHO WAS RIDING HIS MORTORCYCLE WITH HIS GIRLFRIN DEN DE GURL SAYS "HEY SLOW DOWN UR GOIN TO FAST" DEN DE BOY SAYS "WELL I WILL SLOW DOWN IF U HUG MEH" (DE GURL HUGS HIM) AND SHE SAYS "WELL SLOW DOWN" DEN HE SAYS "TELL MEH U LUVE MEH" AND SHE SAYS "I LUV U" DEN HE SAYS "CAN U TAKE MI HELMET OFF AND PUT IT ON URSELF ITS KINDA GIVIN MEH AN ITCH" (SHE PUTS IT ON) DEN DE NXT DAY A ON DE NEWS IT SHOWD A MORTORCYCLE TAT HAS CRASHED INTO A BUILDIN AND DERE WERE 2 PEPLE IN DE CRASH 1 SURVIVED BUT DE OTHER DIED DE BOY WAS DE 1 TAT DIED. BECUZ WEN DE GIRL SAID SLOW DOWN HE WAS TRYIN TO BUT HE NOTICED TAT DE BRAKES DIDNT WORK SO HE ASKD HER TO HUGG HIM AND FOR HER TO SAY SHE LUVS HIM AS A LIFE GOODBYE. AND SHE GAV HER DE HELMET SO SHE WULD LIV.IF U WULD DO DE SAME PUT DIS ON UR PROFILE
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