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I R Not Literate.
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melody . music (Part II)
And now, a sermon From our good friend Patzu-
"From the book of lanzer.
Once upon a time. In a fair land called Gaia, lived a little boy named "DoMe22" and sadly he was a nub. He had wasted his starting off gold on a pair of socks and was now trolling around the cataclysm of spam that was known only as "FORUM"... He entered the first thread he had seen. "Gurlz trppt in a 4est, boiz kll or sve thm!" And had a wonderful time with all the old ***** morbidly obese women stupid little underaged hussies model young women. Sadly he didn't use a fire-wall and got an S.T.e-D. With his newly acquired crotch Hard-drive infection, He left this thread to find an innocent, Hardworking Gaian to prey on.
When he found one he roared a feirce roar at and screamed at the young xX Emo-Pops Xx "OMG u hve glod cna u buy mi 1 angel halo I giv u 1k gol an luv u 4evr, LOL!!1!11!!?" But this model citizen had no idea on how to aid this poor nub, due to the fact that the only words understood were "OMG," "Angel Halo" and "LOL". So, xX Emo-Pops Xx Cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried... And cried... until knocked over the head By Lanzer Himself. With this came a binding light that forced all random and/or stupid topics into one confined area where the exp is doubled when n00bs are slayed, due to the shear volume of the poor creatures and the multi-combat symbol on the bottom left of the monitor.
"Yea, and so I have decreed that 'FORUM' is no more. But rather, 'The Forums' Are born in an organized fashion, and so shall my children or 'Mods' inheirit this land and keep order for all of Gaia." Lanzer boasted from the very center of the Whirling chaos of "FORUM" to divide and subdivide it into order. What was left over of the Cataclysm that was not organized was known henceforth as the Chatterbox.
But what of DoMe22? He was sacrificed by Lanzer's mighty b***h-slap, and his pixels were reabsorbed into the Chatterbox... And it was he who became of the CB. So came to be S.T.e-D.'s the weapons of the noob, and DoMe22's Dark will to supply them. Forever the dark war fought between the Noobs and Noobslayers... Amen"