I'm Henry / 27 / Eats Rocks / Mad and Gay / Full of Chaos

Traditional Masculinity is a prison and I'm George Clooney bookin it for the tracks.

One time I got locked out of my car and had to use my headphone cord as a lasso to pull the door pin up through a crack in the window.

Also got into a fight once and the guy concussed me with a mailbox post, but even though my occipital lobe was too bruised for me to see anything I still turned around and whooped his a** blind.