My Wonderful LifeHey you guys!!! My name is Emily!! I'm an old man, about 234 years old; I eat mirrors for breakfast, lunch, and dinner; I live in a hobo dump in Alaska with my three mermaid buddies, but I still afford FiOS TV; I have 2 crocodiles as pets, and I killed a leprechaun last week. He had a ginge beard so my disdain for him showed in the deep dark pit of despair that I cringe to every night. And I am a stalker. I also have a stalker.
Ok. No. Definitely not my life...... well some parts at least...... just kidding.....maybe. I'm not an old man. mrgreen