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Hello, and welcome aboard the Brazen Hawk--inn, pub, and neutral ground for salty dogs of the sea and air to prop their boots up. I'm Captain Fiona MacGreine Grayson, the sole proprietress of this fine floating establishment.
We've only a few rules here, so listen up.
--No fightin' inside the establishment.
--If you must fight, at least be able to entertain myself or Master Grayson.
--Don't be a nuisance. If you wouldn't say it to a friend, what makes you think we'd want to hear it?
--Ladies, gentlemen, whoever you are...Master Grayson is off-limits. <3
Feel free to have a drink (or three), relax, and join in the revelry. Just don't forget to pay your tab!
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Fiona the woman (as opposed to Fiona the character) is an avid tabletop and online roleplayer, walking Tolkien encyclopedia, historic re-enactor, costumer, and fantasy model/character actor. She is, in fact, married to Darius Grayson, and is a live-in maid to a spoiled feline named Grace.
-Yes, that is me in the signature photo. :'D
-No, I'm not Poison Ivy.
-No, I'm not Fiona from 'Shrek.' :/
-Yes, I'm Irish.
-No, I'm not a Leprechaun.
-No, I'm not 'cosplaying.'
-Yes, I will block you if you try to get in my avatar's pants, beg for gold, or attempt to harass or scam me in any way.
-Yes, I'm 24. I'm not 'too old for Gaia.' I've been here since 2003. Being older than you does not make me a *****, because I don't come here looking for little kids to screw. :/ Gaia is not a dating site. Put on your big-girl panties and deal.
If you'd just like some intelligent conversation, on the other hand, I'd be more than happy to oblige. <3 There seems to be quite the large shortage of that these days.
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I miss you too. >3<