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Gender: Male

Birthday: 07/12

Own All The Vests!!!

It is my quest to own all of the vest items on gaia, probably starting with the Juvenile and Louie vests.

Some may not already know this so I'm gonna clear it up right the ******** now. I have a huge vest fetish. I ******** love vests and they get me all hot and bothered. I don't know why and I really don't care.
Do you find that weird/creepy/disgusting/TMI? Too ******** bad. ^_~

Now you know. And knowing is half the battle

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Warning: This contains a lot of gay porn, though not exclusively. Front page will always be SFW and so will other pages. Links out will most likely NOT be SFW
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Gaia used to be my short escape from my monetary problems. Now it shoves them in my face and laughs.
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I'm a pervert and I like teh c**k. Get the hell over it. Call me Matt if you like.

I'm a ginger with green eyes, but I wear costume contacts often and my hair is currently dyed orange.

I listen to all kinds of music, and am always taking recommendations. Know one you think I'll like? Leave a comment. The only thing I won't listen too is R&B and Rap.

Cats are better than dogs. Dogs smell funny no matter what you do. I don't like dogs simple as that.

My favorite channels on TV are Ion, USA, Discovery, Animal Planet, Science, Cartoon Network, Chiller, Syfy, and Nickelodeon.

My motto is "Not Everyone Likes Everything"
If you post an ignorant comment about something being stupid and people who like that something being stupid, I'm gonna call your a** out. I can't help it.

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Crystaline Gunslinger Report | 10/10/2014 4:01 pm
Crystaline Gunslinger
Of course I have, I just can't remember it for the life of me.
Crystaline Gunslinger Report | 10/08/2014 11:54 pm
Crystaline Gunslinger
My usual thread title is going to be "Click, Click, Bang" and I look at you and it's like... naw... Matt's a Kiss, Kiss, Bang.
Crystaline Gunslinger Report | 10/08/2014 12:09 am
Crystaline Gunslinger
cool avi
DNSHyber Report | 10/08/2013 5:58 pm
Yeah, i think!
DNSHyber Report | 10/08/2013 5:29 pm
Yeah, i clicked unfollow by accident, now I can't send her a note.
DNSHyber Report | 10/08/2013 5:08 pm
Not on here. Maybe if i can power up my ipod somewhere
DNSHyber Report | 10/08/2013 4:45 pm
Sounds like a plan? It sounds super likely!
DNSHyber Report | 10/08/2013 3:48 pm
Yeah. Well, yeah. I'm trying to think of some solutions?
DNSHyber Report | 10/08/2013 3:40 pm
I gotta feeling that Stella's just gonna be mad, anyways.
DNSHyber Report | 10/08/2013 3:35 pm
Yeah, I'll problably do that, first. But Stella being mad as isa is no good, so I'll problably think of something to try to help, maybe?

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