I think I'll start with a presentation...
But anyways, I think of so many things, so I don't know why I should start with that.
So I will begin with a warning:
First, if you have more interesting things to do, if you're here to advertise for some depilatory cream, if your name is Maxime and that you like to eat dirt while singing opera, don't hesitate, make a donation to the red cross by clicking on the top right of this page.
Then that's it. Now I'm gonna introduce myself :3
My name is not Boddah.
I wear 34DD
I want to die.
Naah, just kidding...
I have too many things to do before that
For exemple, I have to buy yogurts...
Okay, forget everything I just said, it's bullsh*t XD
Hmm, the test said that I'm 62% of a geek.
I have 76% chance to survive to a zombie invasion; my carcass would have a value of 6715$, that could feed 14 cannibals, there are 2,202,060 bacterias on my keyboard, and my body produces 306W.
I would be able to fight 25 five years old children at the same time; I would survive 1 minute and 35 seconds in the space, I woud stay alive a 102 days trapped into my house.
I hate myspace, facebook and twitter at 100%, I can recognize programing codes at 42%.
I'm 99.999999999...% useless and 200% pathetic.
I will die the 04/04/2052, bitten by my red fish (shut up, I know it)
I had blue tomatoe colored socks,
I said "had" because I lost those socks, which were my favorite.
Because of that, my feet are cold.
And if I don't find them back, I'm f*cking done! TAT
Okay, I shut my mouse ._.
*to be continued...*
Appellez ça comme vous voulez,
mais pour moi, c'est L'Imparadis.