THE FPAHello, my name is Gevanni. I am apart of the Fangirl Protection Agency, or FPA for short.
Now, you may be wondering what it is that I do. Well, let me tell you. There have been many tragic events on gaia, where a cosplayer is viciously attacked by, you guessed it, FANGIRLS.
I am here to protect these people against fangirls. Fangirls invade privacy, personal space, and sometimes even go as far as to violate the victim.
Fangirls are dangerous people, but not always easy to recognize. Here are some tips to spot a fangirl before it's too late.
-May use the word "squee" when their victim is spotted.
-They like to tackle their victims, or in some cases "glomp" them.
-Tend to be overhyper, and like to yell things a lot.
-fangirls are always happy with what they're doing, which is made obvious by the use of "^_^".
-In worse case scenarios, the fangirl will think she is japanese. You can tell by how they use japanese words such as "Kun" "Chan" "San" and especially "kawaii".
BEWARE OF FANGIRLS, IF YOU BELIEVE A FANGIRL IS FOLLOWING YOU, OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW MAY BE A FANGIRL, PLEASE CONTACT ME.
My services as a bodyguard are free, but donations are appreciated.