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Birthday: 12/26


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I'm one of the most unlucky people I know. No sympathy or pity to it, just fact. Unfortunately I'm also very optimistic and in-the-moment, so it makes for a hectic, interesting time.

I work at a mall, so I'm vaguely famous in a "Don't you work at...?" kinda way, which is fun. Ever been approached in a gay club(in Memphis, Tennessee, no less) that you're "friends" dragged you to unwittingly, thanking Christ that no one knows who you are, when someone randomly walks up to you and goes "Hey! I know you! You work at that restaurant in the mall!" God, I have to wonder occasionally if the things that happen to me are normal and everyone's life is truly this crazy. I doubt it, cause people keep asking me for updates about my life, whats happening, who I'm with, and why I make such idiotic, naive decisions.

FACT: I am quite naive.
FACT: This leads me to some very strange, even harrowing situations.

Well, back to the basics. I am 18, happily born the day after Christmas, which means I get to have my parties on New Years eve and get twice as wasted. The young mind is cunning. As for interests I read pretty fast, and devour Stephen King books with abandon. I also take ballroom dancing classes, so I get a lot of interesting comments from that.

FACT: I am metrosexual, which is not cool for a straight guy. At current count 6 gay men have hit on me. ...God, do you laugh?

I also like to answer questions, so send me a message with anything you may want to ask.

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1-800 Toxic Ice Report | 01/24/2010 12:16 am
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Um.. Hello, would you like to talk about your problems? I do not judge people... at all. I would pm you but I have my pmgs on friends only.


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