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HOW TO WIN MY HEART!!!......Apparently
You are a Brainy Girl!
Whether you're an official student or a casual learner, you enjoy hitting the books.
You know a little bit about everything, and you're always dying to know more.
For a guy to win your heart, he's got to share some of your intellectual interests.
A awesome book collection of his own doesn't hurt either!
What Kind of Girl Are You?IF......
(NOTE: I'm a Cancer)Scorpio:'Home, home on the range.' Start singing that before you read another word about this delightful duo. Ready? Right. Remember all those Hollywood Westerns where the hero dragged the heroine off into the middle of nowhere, with only an old nag for company (no, not his mother!), then in the next scene they've built a log cabin, had five kids and we see the heroine smothered in a frilly pinny, baking a cake while the hero strides in, having just chopped down ten trees and killed eleven Indians? Well, that, my friends, is what happens when Scorpio and Cancer get together. Lovely, isn't it? (What do you mean, you don't like Westerns?)
Because these two are both ruled by Water, they will have an instinctive understanding of each other's dreams and desires, and their relationship will be suffused with sympathy and sensitivity. In fact, if you don't mind the mixed metaphors, the sky's the limit in this Watery wonderland! Contentment will ooze from every pore, as long as this couple stay together. But there is a wee worry that they might have a hankering for pastures new, especially if the Crab has Venus in flighty, flirty Gemini, or the Scorpio has the planet of love in restless Sagittarius. They aren't likely to stray seriously, but the damage will have been done. So they should try to introduce elements of originality into their existing arrangement, to keep boredom at bay.
You don't have to dig too deep to see why this relationship is so right. Remember that Crabs, both male and female, believe that home is where the heart is, and will fight claw and pincer to keep it that way. Scorpios belong to the Fixed triplicity, so need loyalty -and they can get crates of it from their Cancerian counterparts. These caring Crabs will pander to every possible Plutonian whim, from guzzling gallons of rumbustious red wine while watching Werewolves in West Bromwich on the wideo (sorry, video), to giving the guppies an alternative abode while these Watery wooers frolic in their fish tank. (They aren't Water signs for nothing, you know!)
What happens when a Moon maiden meets and marries a Plutonian prince? Even if he's not a royal ruler of her heart, the Scorpio man is almost the only homme in the zodiac who can give her the security and strength of character she needs so much (not forgetting Capricorn, of course), and he will relish the richness of their relationship, and foster its firm foundations. It works well the other way round, too, except that some Cancerian chaps may be twisted around the little fingers of their Scorpio sirens. These girls need power, and they must make sure that their Moony mate can stand up to them. If they can, then it's all systems go for an aquarium of amour
Taurus:It's touch, touch, touch all the way with this tactile twosome. They're so sensual it's sensational, and they'll bring out the best in each other in all sorts of wonderful ways. And as if that weren't enough to keep them forever smiling, they both seek security and safety from life's rich tapestry. This must be a match made in heaven!
This captivating couple are the astrological answer to steak and kidney pudding, drowned in lashings of rich, dark gravy. The combination is almost irresistible, and the sumptuous smell? Well, it's divine! There's more than a wee whiff of lusciousness to this loving liaison. (Pass a knife and fork fast!)
Not surprisingly, both of these signs have a love affair with their tummies! Taureans go gaga for their grub (some folk would say they're just plain old greedy-guts!) because they're hedonists at heart. And Cancerians love food because they believe that the way to someone's heart is through their stomach. (And with the way most Crabs cook, they could be right!) Put these two together and they might never stop scoffing!
Those beautiful Bulls are passionate and possessive paramours, so they couldn't do better than with a caressable Crab, because these cuddly crustaceans long to be looked after and possessed by their partner in passion. They won't moan and groan when their Bull asks them where they're going, because it's unlikely that either of 'em will go anywhere without the other! Make no mistake, this couple will be clinging on to each other for dear life! Even when they're eighty they'll still be holding hands in their cosy country cottage. (Just look at those lovely lupins!)
It's instant ahh! when you see these two together. Their fervent, faithful feelings (never far from the surface) will send them off on sentimental journeys together, as they trot down Memory Lane when they sit by the fireside at night. To get out and about, they could stage a second honeymoon, when they'll go back to where they first met on that magical Monday morning in 1927 - by the barrow of the cockle man in Leigh-on-Sea! How romantic!
For a couple so concerned with the past and carrying on the family name, lots of children will be a must. All their bouncing babies will be baptised in the same christening clothes that Auntie Mabel wore in 1756. They both adore antiques. (Well, they like you, don't they? You are a little treasure!) In fact, their family will be incredibly important to them, and they'll be surrounded by kith and kin on all sides. A very clannish couple!
It can be almost too good to be true when a boy Bull meets a caring Crabette. They'll devote their lives to each other, and cherish one another like mad. As the Taurean tends the potato patch (he's got his priorities right), his cosy and cosseting Crab will bring him home-made cakes and buns galore.
Turn it around and there's still nowt to sneeze at. The Bullette is a woman of Venus, so she'll want the good things in life, and the Cancerian chap is just the one to give them to her. The foundation of their relationship will be fantastic fidelity and delicious devotion, and one will only wander off if they've been betrayed by the other.
There's only one other thing to say. Potentially, this pairing is perfect
Aries:Got an over-active imagination? Good. Well, picture a plage (that's a beach to you) with a Ram rushing along it, head down and going full tilt. As he trots past a large rock, out peeks a pretty little Crab to discover the cause of the commotion. The minute he sees her, he thinks 'Cor, what a captivating Crabette' and asks her out to play. She dives back under her boulder, then emerges sporting a swimsuit, a pair of false eyelashes and a picnic basket.
(She's not stupid!) Off they dance down the beach, as happy as can be. Ten minutes later back she'll come, crying so hard that her false eyelashes fall off and she'll rush under that rock at such a speed that she'll snag her swimsuit on the way. Back up the beach, the Ram will be wondering what went wrong. All he did was ask her why she walks in such a weird way. I mean, sideways?
Oh dear, it can happen all the time to this twosome. Some Arians are so open and honest (some say they're so brutally blunt), that one wrong word will cut a Cancerian to the quick. (They'll show it, too, either by staging a sulk or turning on the tears! Now, if there's one thing Arians can't abide, it's not being able to be honest, because whenever they are candid, their Crab becomes terse, tetchy and touchy. And if that happens, their dalliance is doomed.
The emotions of these two can be as far apart as the North Pole is from the South, and they just don't look at life from the same angle at all. The one thing they have in common, though, is that they' re both Cardinal creatures, and so are tarred with an ambitious brush. That means that one area where love can find a way is if they work together. They'll make a dazzling duo then, because the Arian has the cut and thrust, and the Crab can make the foundations strong and secure.
But if they 're not partners in business as well as pleasure, their relationship could need an astounding amount of hard work if they hope to be happy. Otherwise those tears will flow from morn till night over all kinds of Crabby crises, and it'll just make the Ram rush off in search of someone on the side, because they'll be unable to cope with all the weeping and wailing.
Perhaps the most provocative pairing is the Arian man with a Cancerian lass, because here you have two astrological archetypes. The Ram is ruled by mucho masculine Mars, and the Crabette is ruled by the maternal Moon. And if they're both true to type, their relationship could well resemble a weepy movie - a sort of (Carousel and Camille combined!) This couple can end up so hurt that it's almost a masochistic match! But if they can temper their temperaments a touch, it could work. You see, all these Martian men are wee boys at heart, and Crabettes can be magnificently motherly, so these two could have a field day! Another way it could work is if the Cancerian girl plumps for the role of an ambitious feminist. Then this duo can be deliciously dangerous and extremely exciting! It could be a fatal attraction that ends in tears when it's the other way round, unless their emotions are harmonious, not hostile. Even so, the Cancerian chap could he too tenacious for his Ramette, and she could feel far too restricted for this liaison to last. (One thing Crabs have to learn is that you can't keep a good Arian down, whichever way you look at it.
Gemini:Picture this. The Crabette is looking lovely in her Pucci pinnie, and she's standing in the scullery surrounded by enough cakes and casseroles to feed the five thousand, even allowing a lot for left-overs.
Then she'll look at her Fred Flintstone watch (free with a packet of cornflakes - Crabs can be canny with the cash) and scamper upstairs for a quick preen before her hero comes home. Four hours later, her tardy Twin bounces in as bold as brass, to be greeted by a stony silence (or a note that says 'Gone home to mother'). Whatever his excuse, whether it's true or false (and who can tell with a Twin?), whether he's several sheets to the wind or as sober as a judge, she'll have already decided that he hates her, and this is his way of saying so. And as they scrape the burned bangers and black batter (it was once toad-in-the-hole) out of the baking dish, all that will be heard will be the crunch of a concrete crust against those Mercurian molars. (When a Crab's in a mood, he or she can make a Trappist monk sound chatty.)
Moody is definitely the right word for these two. Geminis are ruled by Mercury, making them truly mercurial in their moods -one second they're sparkling, the next nearly in tears. And Cancerians, being ruled by the magnificent Moon, are the moodiest of the lot. They're also desperately defensive, and quick to see a slight, even when it doesn't actually exist.
When a Crab and a Twin get together, it's like oil and water. Shake them up and they'll mix for a wee while, but they'll soon separate in the salad dressing of life. There's a gigantic gulf dividing these two their emotions. Geminis are rational and reasoning folk, but Cancerians are stupendously sensitive and incredibly intuitive. They couldn't be rational if they tried because they wouldn't know where to begin.
Things aren't too tricky, though, when a Moony male meets a Mercurial maiden. Cancerian chaps can be lovely laughter-mongers and will get their Gemini girls giggling. The abode is all to Crabs, and this man will expect his partner to keep it all looking shipshape and spick and span. (Something that can be a touch tricky for some messy Mercurians!) Even so, this pair are good for each other because he'll be able to tone down his paramour's penchant for gadding about at all hours of the day and night, and she'll stop him behaving like the boring old head of the household who expects her to do her duty twenty-four hours a day.
Turn the tables and trouble can brew better than a pot of PG Tips. Crabettes are mistresses of making mountains out of mole-hills, and with the Mercurian's way with words, that can create more crossed wires than a telephone engineer with a hangover. A Gemini man need only say he thinks he should settle down (on the sofa to watch Whicker's World), and the Crabette will dash off to Debenhams to buy her bridal gown. When she returns, he'll say he's changed his mind and wants to go out. (Once he's seen her shopping, it'll be sooner than she thought!) On the sexual side there can be tears too, as she's considerably more clingy than he is, and will want far more hugs than he's able to give, especially after sex, when he may appear very airy and unconcerned indeed. He won't be doing it on purpose, but it'll produce a horrific huff from her. (She's desperate for a cuddle!)
If these two want their relationship to last, they've got to understand each other. The Twin must be more emotionally expressive to keep the Crab content, and the Cancerian mustn't be quite so clingy or sensitive when the Gemini does Geminian things
Cancer:Cosseting, cosy Crabs, or sulking, silent shellfish? When two Cancerians set up shop together you never can tell which way round it will work out. Unless one half of this Crabby cocktail (mind the lettuce leaf, now) is fuelled by plenty of Fire and Air elsewhere in their chart, this could be the most defensive duo going! Their Moony motto will be 'I'll hurt you before you hurt me, and then if you do, I'll be glad I got in first.' They'll spend their whole time together waiting for the next emotional blow to strike. Gosh, it can be difficult!
You'd think that when two souls as sensitive as these swoon into each other's emotional orbits it'd be hearts and flowers all the way, and that they'd swim along (can Crabs swim, or do they do a pincer paddle?) in a sea of trust and tranquillity. Well, some of them can, but many of them are so mean, moody and miserable that they'll spend their entire existences taking umbrage and being uppity. And because these crustaceans clam up when there's something bothering them (like they've only had three hugs this morning, which must mean that you don't love them any more, but you obviously haven't got the guts to say so), they'll never get to the root of the problem!
The way for them to work it out is if one of them can be more assertive. If things are really going to click for them, the Crabette should be a placid wee thing, who melts every time her mate comes near her. (Watch the Wilton, Wilma!) And he's got to come on strong and be the breadwinner. (A sort of Hovis hero.) But if they're both such soppy and soggy shellfish that it's sickening to see them, they'll be in for very big problems indeed. Another danger is if the Crabette is the stronger of the spouses - and she may well be, because the Moon, her ruler, represents all matters maternal and frankly feminine. Then, you'll have the hen-pecked husband who's nagged from dawn to dusk by his crusty and cantankerous Crabette.
They're bound to have hordes of children, and if they can't have any themselves, they'll adopt some in one way or another, even if it means acting as an honorary Dutch uncle and aunt. Kith and kin are of paramount importance to Cancerians, but they can provide a few thrills and spills for this Crabby couple. Both Cancerians are bound to be in close contact with their nearest and dearest, and at the first hint of any trouble, both Cancerians will head for home and the protection of their parents or the sympathy of a sibling. That means you can always tell when this touchy twosome are at emotional sixes and sevens, because whenever you go to call, neither of them will be in. (And it's most unusual for a Crab to leave their nest for longer than necessary.) Trot round the corner, though, to where their parents live, and you could find a cutup Crab crying at the kitchen table with all the family looking on and saying 'There, there.' (Even the pet parrot will be joining in!)
So it's incredibly important that both Cancerians don't start swimming in a Sargasso Sea of emotion that's so clouded with Crabby confusion that they couldn't find the water's edge even if they wanted to. But if they can get the balance right between sensitivity and stupidity, these two could have a lusciously loving liaison. They'll both be caring and cosseting, and they'll understand each other's need for lots of love and emotion. They'll be able to cuddle and caress each other to their Crabby hearts' content. How heavenly! Give me a kiss
Leo:See that genial gent over there, beaming all over his bright and bonny face? And the cosy-looking creature who has one hand in his, and the other clutching the mitt of a miniature version of herself? Well, that's a Leo lad with his Moony missus and just one of their large collection of kids. Don't they look happy?
A Crab and a Lion can get on like a house on fire, and because they're so close to each other in the heavens, they may find that a little of each sign spills into the other's. Things are best of all, though, when a loving Leo lad meets a captivating Crabette. (What else could you expect when the Sun, his royal ruler, meets the Moon, who motivates her?)
They've got so much in common, it's charming! Leo lads love to love, which is great when they meet a Moony maiden, because she just wants to be loved! (It'll be an emotional extravaganza, with both of them in the starring roles!) And sexually, too, life could be lovely. After all, put Leo, one of the signs of amour, with Cancer, one of the signs of feeling and emotion, and they're bound to awaken a ravishingly romantic response in each other. What will really make them both happy is that the fidelity factor will be fantastic, because Leo is a Fixed, and therefore faithful, sign. Knowing that, the sensitive wee Crab will be in seventh heaven!
A lot of Crabettes like to be dominated, and who better to do that than a strong-hearted Lion? It means she can get on with her favourite role in life - making the nuptial nest safe and secure, and as comfy and cosy as can be. She'll cook, clean and care for the kids, and be a very contented Crabette indeed. Lions love to have their cubs around them, and this couple could surround themselves with lots of little smiling faces. This family will be a joy to behold! And if you're in luck, you'll be able to behold them quite often, 'cos this will be a very hospitable host and hostess. You can always be sure of a warm welcome, with lots to eat and drink. (And everything from the beer to the bread will be made by the Crabette's fair pincers!)
If he's a laggardly and lazy Lion, his Crabette will still stick it out (she'd never be able to leave him), but she'll feel frustrated and furious with him, because he won't be setting the right example to the rest of the family. And if her Leo is very outgoing, he could be too theatrical and flamboyant for her, unless they can have lots of magical moments together, when she'll know that she's his one and only love. (And he's not carrying on with half the street after all!)
Turn it the other way round, and the Cancerian man can be a very old-fashioned thing, who'll find a Leo lass too flirty and flighty for him. If he can take her off on exotic holidays, or treat her like the queen she thinks she is (and that doesn't just mean curtseying to her five times a day!), everything will be fine. But if he's a boring old buffer already, he'll turn into a horrendous old huffer as she skips off to do her own thing. And as far as she's concerned, it won't matter how much of a mood he throws, 'cos she won't be there to see it. So there
Virgo:You know that rhyme about the little girl who had a curl in the middle of her forehead, and when she was good she was very, very good and when she was bad she was horrid? Well, apply that to a pairing between a caring Cancerian and a vestal Virgo, and you've got it in one. This can be gorgeous or ghastly.
If the Crab is clever enough (and some of them can be quite canny crustaceans), they'll be able to win their Virgoan over to their own wonderful ways of caring and sharing, and the relationship will work. But if the Virgo doesn't respond in the requested way, they'll both be very frustrated folk. You see, the problem between these two is that Cancerians are sensitive, emotional and feeling folk, whereas Virgos think all the time, and rationalise everything to excess (or so their Crabby Cupids will say, anyway!). They'll work out the whys and wherefores of every single situation, including all things romantic, while Crabs rush in where angels fear to tread, and see things in a defensive way.
What's so wonderful about this relationship is when the good points of each sign rub off on to the other one. The Cancerian can teach their Virgoan valentine to be more soft and sentimental, and to talk about their feelings and fears. And, in return, the Virgoan will help their cosy Crab to be less emotional, and much more logical about their lives and loves, so that their huge hearts don't rule their heads.
The mental mastery of the Mercurian male could really appeal to a Crabette, who'll appreciate his pedantic and painstaking approach to life. (As long as it doesn't interfere with his passionate and painstaking approach to love!) What's more, when she first meets him, she'll see him as a challenge, and wonder how she can captivate this cold fish and turn him into a gentle guppy. She'll give him the once-over and look for the tiny c***k in his armour of amour, and then she'll begin to wheedle her way into his heart. After that, every time he's openly affectionate towards her she'll notch it up as another victory on the scoreboard of her sensitive soul. (In the end she hopes it will say love-all!) Of course, if the Virgoan is just too frigid and frosty for comfort, she'll have to give up. And equally, if she's such a soppy and sulky shellfish that she makes her swain sick, he'll leave her for someone else who's got more of a grip on themselves. (Sounds fun, dear!)
Everything could be just as jolly the other way round, with a Crabby chap and a Mercurial miss. He won't be as emotional as a Crabette (though he won't be averse to crying in public), and if the Virgoette has a little of loving Leo or Libra in her chart, she could be quite soft in her own wonderful way.
Those charming Crabs could be in for a few sexual surprises when they bounce into bed with a virile Virgoan. You just never know what these Earthy inamorata have got tucked up their sleeves when it comes to sex (some of those sleeves can be very voluminous indeed!), and they can really let themselves go when they're with one of these sensuous shellfish. In fact, their passion can be poochily political. On the surface a Virgoan may look like a Tory politician, but once in the safe seat of beautiful bed they'll labour away at love-making in a very liberal way! Bet they'll get the Crab's vote
Libra:Oh dear, it can be anguish and anxiety all the way when these two tickers try beating as one. Instead of a lyrical lullaby of love, their hearts can sound most definitely out of tune.
The secret of heavenly happiness comes from completely captivating communication. When each half of a partnership is receiving those sexy signals loud and clear on their romantic radios, the airwaves of amour will be pulsating with pleasure. But when a Libran and a Cancerian begin a blissful broadcast (or so they hope), the Crab can end up calling 'Mayday!' while their Libran lover shakes their set and says 'Funny, I can't hear a thing!'
That's because at the first hint of trouble, Librans can tune out, becoming oblivious to all the angst. They'll keep a low profile (with that nose?-you must be joking!) and get out of the way until all the weeping and wailing is over and harmony rules okay.
These caring Crabs are such sensitive wee shellfish that they can be hurt a hundred times a day by all kinds of crustacean confusion, and when they're in the right mood (but the wrong one for everyone else!) they can see all sorts of slights in the most innocent of innuendoes. ('Oh, I like that dress' can prompt the reply 'What was wrong with the other one I was wearing?') The Libran motto, on the other hand, is 'Anything for a quiet life', because they need to maintain a beautiful balance in every area of their Airy existences, and especially amour. They also need to know that folk like them, so they'll swamp everyone in sight with their charm and clever conversation, and their winning ways with words. Trouble is that they think they've succeeded in seducing their swain, so now they've got to pop off to pastures new and turn a sea of strangers into a pond of pals, leaving the Crab alone in the nuptial nest, with only a crate of Kleenex for company. (They'll get through them, though!) The poor Crab will wonder what's wrong. One moment life with their Libran lovers was just a bowl of cherries, and the next, all they've got are the stones. That's when the huffs will start happening, and the Crab will throw so many wobblers that all the neighbours will think there's been an earthquake and rush into the road to report on the rumpus. And much to the Crab's annoyance, their Libran love (well, they were once!) will be the first one to dash out and dispense tea and sympathy to the street full of survivors!
A Moon maiden can cry till the cows come home when she meets a man with the Sun in Libra. He won't be painful on purpose, but he'll long for a bit of peace and quiet, and if his caring Cancerian becomes a crusty old Crab, always nagging about nothing and having a mood a minute, or drowning him in a sea of salt from her torrents of tears (maybe she sees him as a slug!), he'll shut off. Then one night as he sips a Scotch with the lads in the local, he'll meet a happy-go-lucky, gay and gregarious Gemini girl and then he'll be hooked. He'll start to see his crying Crab as a fierce old fishwife, and then the troubles will really get going.
Oddly enough, things take a turn for the better when the sexes are swapped. The Cancerian chap has an upper lip that's much stiffer than his sensitive sister's, so he's not likely to burst into bawling binges every five minutes. When she's feeling particularly provocative, the Libran lass may want a little more rampant rumbustiousness from her crustacean consort, but he can still be a very carnal Crab. This can be a very tender twosome indeed, and the doting devotion of her Moony man will make the Venusian Libran lass feel she's really found the crock of gold at the end of her romantic rainbow
Sagittarius:Can you imagine one of the Three Musketeers meeting Mrs Mop? Well, have a go, luv, 'cos that's what this couple are like. Believe it or not, they're a delightful duo when they're working together, and they could get on sensationally on a superficial level, but when it comes to love, this can be a very tricky twosome indeed.
You see, the problem is that adventurous Archers can be breathtakingly blasé about the emotional side of their relationships, and some of them can have a twinkle or two in their eye for almost everyone they meet. And as you might expect, their clingy Crabs don't exactly jump for joy when they find that out.
When this twosome first meet, they can have a terrific time together, with the Cancerian coming up with a laugh a minute, and the Sagittarian being the bouncy, born optimist. They'll think they've got it made. But almost from the moment they tie the nuptial knot, the rot will set in. On their first night in their new nest, there the Cancerian will be in the kitchen, cooking like a Crab possessed, when the Sagittarian will poke their head round the door (on a stick, dear?) and say 'Just off to the pub to see the lads. Don't wait up because we'll go for a curry afterwards.' Then, noticing that both of the Crab's hands are whisking, stirring and straining things in saucepans, the oh-so-casual Archer will add 'Doing a bit of cooking, are you dear? That's nice.' Even before the cut-up crustacean hears the front door shut, they'll abandon cooking in favour of washing the kitchen floor. What with? You've guessed it - torrents of tears! Weeping wildly, they'll pull off their pinny and go home to mother.
This duo have desperately different outlooks on life, with the Cancerian always hankering for habits and preferring the familiar, because it's safer, and the Archer always off in search of pastures new, because they always want to know what's round the next corner. (They could be in for a shock - it might be the Crab's mum lying in wait with a rolling pin!)
If they can't sort something out, they might both decide that it's just not worth the bother. Because they're a Fire sign ruled by jolly Jupiter, Sagittarians just can't help being honest and open. (Well, that's what they call it, anyway!) But their captivating candidness can become bruising bluntness, and that's something Cancerians can't cope with. When a dose of their Archer's artlessness hits them straight between the eyes, the Crab will go off into a corner and cry. And the Sagittarian isn't the sort to ask what's wrong. Instead, they'll let their love get on with it. (While they scamper off in a different, drier, direction!)
As far as sex is concerned, the Sagittarian may be too fast and furious for the caressing and cuddly Crab. The way some Archers carry on, you'd think they'd never heard of Women's Lib. So it can be time for tears and tantrums when an Archer pairs up with a Crabette. If he's a right old gadabout, his Cancerian may only see him when he brings the boys home for a barbecue in the back garden. (And guess who'll be doing the cooking!) If he's a higher-minded Sagittarian, though, with a feeling for all things philosophic, things could look a lot rosier, and this couple could create a little mental magic between them. Even so, the sexual side could leave a lot to be desired!
A Cancerian man may be too much of a social stick-in-the-mud for an out-going Sagittarian lass, and it'll be a case of his habits versus her need for freedom. She'll want to trot off to try out a new wine bar, whereas he'll be quite content with the Dog and Duck. After all, he'll say, he's been going there every night for the past ten years. 'Exactly,' she'll reply, as she slams the door behind her. What a problematic pair
Capricorn:Talk about a devoted duo! This couple are so cosy together, so comfy with each other, that they'll make Darby and Joan look like newlyweds.
Although they're astrological opposites, these two have lots in common. Those gorgeous old Goats are tremendous traditionalists, imbued with a strong sense of history. They believe that things should be done the way they've always been done (anathema to an Aquarian!) and, by golly, what was good enough for their parents is certainly good enough for them! It might sound boring to you, but the Crabs will be in seventh heaven, because they think in exactly the same way. They're happy in their habits, and can be wary of anything new. (This is the couple who still do the weekly washing with mother's old mangle!) Best of all, though, are their fantastically familial feelings, and every Sunday their adored abode will abound with the clan as they all sit down to a really good roast and all the trimmings. (No fun with a fondue for this family!)
But there could be problems in paradise even for this pair, if the Capricorn is so steeped in Victorian morals and (double) standards that they can never let themselves go. If these sensitive swains want their relationship to work (and neither are the sort to throw things away, least of all a love!), they've got to form their very own mutual admiration society. Both of them need reams of reassurance, otherwise the Cancerian may worry themselves sick and turn into a carping crustacean, and the Capricorn will develop an incredible inferiority complex and become a grouchy old Goat. They've both got to talk about their insecurities. (Go on, you two, get it all off your chests and out into the open. Oh! Well, there was no need for you to go that far, dear!)
Everything seems to work for these Cardinal kissing cousins! What they both want, from their lives as well as their loves, is a strong sense of security, and they'll build a lovely lair together that they'll cherish and care for. (And who could cherish and care better than a cosseting Crab?) Or they'll open an antique shop, or run a bric-a-brac stand in the local market. (Don't hang about for too long eyeing the wares or this canny couple could soon have you up for sale!)
Cancerians satisfy their emotional needs from the close contact of sex, and Capricorns could be just the lovers they've been looking for. You know what they say about old goats? Well, plenty of contented Crabs will tell you that every word is true!
It's a winning combination when a Capricorn chap picks his very own Crabette from the seashore of life. He'll give the impression of being a pillar of society, and she'll be wonderfully warm and emotional. But once they form their own family unit (and it won t take long), all that could change, and it'll be the Cancerian who's the stronger of the spouses. And when you meet them, don't be surprised to hear them call each other 'Mother' and 'Father', long after their chicks have left the nest. After all, these are two astrological archetypes, with the Goat's ruler, Saturn, as the father figure of the heavens, and the Moon, who rules the Crabette, acting all maternal.
It's still strong when the roles are reversed. And they might be, literally! Girl Goats are often astoundingly ambitious, which could clash with their Crabby conquests, who'll have their own set of goals to get. But as long as they can sort out who's steering the ship, it could be plain sailing all the way. Shiver my main-brace and splice the timbers! Or should that be the other way round
Aquarius:Cue the Kleenex. Better bring the whole box - one tiny tissue won't be much good when the Cancerian's bout of boohooing begins. Now, put on your Mae West, just to be on the safe side. (Put that woman down, you fool! Didn't you know that a Mae West is a sort of life jacket?)
Surprisingly enough, this couple can be charming chums. Actually, Aquarians are nearly always better as buddies than as partners in passion, and that captivating Cancerian quality of caring and cosseting makes them fantastic friends. They're deliciously diligent towards their nearest and dearest, and the Aquarian will enjoy it when the Crab's protective and pally peepers are shining on them. Whenever they get together, it'll be one long laugh.
If the Aquarian has Venus in pootchy Pisces, these two could feel a fatal attraction for each other. (And 'fatal' could be the right word!) Cancerians are clingy crustaceans, who need to know they're adored by their amour, and they love cuddling up close, with their loved, one's arms wrapped round them. (Aha!) Even Aquarians like to know they're loved, but they'll stand about thirty seconds of smooching on the sofa before they'll leap up and suggest a game. (Don't get excited. It'll be Scrabble.) Instead of joining in and making sure that their literary lover gets the 'Q' counter (serves 'em right), the Crab will go into a huge, hurt huff or a silent sulk. It'll all end with their Uranian getting uppity and upping it off to the telescope they've got on the patio, so they can peer at the planets in peace.
In fact, Crabs are such sensitive shellfish that they'll be bothered and bewildered (but definitely not bewitched!) by the romantic reputation of their unorthodox Uranian. This wacky Water Carrier could cram six into the bed at the same time (and no, it won't be because it's cold outside!), or the unisex Uranian man will tell his conservative Crabette that he won't be in for supper on Saturday 'cos he's going out on the town with his boyfriend. The poor wee Crab will be so shocked and sad that their eyes will shoot out on stalks, just before they start spouting a torrent of tears. (Forget the life jacket, and grab the Ark!) Even if the Aquanan amour isn't seeing every Tom, d**k and Harriet, they could do their Greta Garbo act and say 'I want to be alone', before dashing off to the bedroom with a turgid tome or two.
If only they could talk about it, they might be able to come to a compromise, or at least understand each other a bit better. But these two might as well be speaking a foreign lingo to each other for all the good it'll do them. They'll both take every word the wrong way.
When the Uranian isn't out with their friends, and the Crab's revoked their vow of sulky, stern silence, if the subject of sex pops up, the problems won't have ended. Crabs are too tenacious for Airy Aquarians to cope with, and though they'll be good as ships that pass in the night, they'll soon find themselves in dry dock if they decide to drop the anchor of amour.
The Cancerian lass loves Moons and Junes (well, look when she was born!), neither of which her bohemian, eccentric Aquarian man can give her. (Even June in January, as the song goes!) This couple will fare better the other way round, and any flies on the wall could tell a tale or two! (Right, bluebottle of the boudoir, this is your big chance...
Pisces:Water, water everywhere! Well, what else would you expect when the wondrous Water signs of Cancer and Pisces start swimming in the same sexy seas?
Because this aqueous assignation of amour will be the embodiment of emotion and the fulfilment of fervent feelings (gosh!), it'll be a very rich relationship indeed. Both these folk feel very deeply, and there'll be so many sensitive surges of sentiment that they'll have their very own tidal waves of passion and pleasure, that will sweep over both of them in a beautiful bath of bliss.
As you might imagine, though, these two could get swept off their feet by the grand slam of this tremendously tactile tournament of tenderness (what you might call a Watery Wimbledon of wooing!). One minute they'll be gazing at each other in adoration, and the next they'll be floating off on to cloud nine, and they might never come down! So, if it's not to be a case of the blind leading the blind into who knows what strange and silent seas, one of these partners has got to be practical, otherwise life could pass them by, as they spend their entire existences in a Watery wonderland of their own, and never come up for air at all.
The fantasy factor of the Fish is fantastically high, and those captivating Crabs can come up with a few day-dreams of their own, too. That's terrific when they can keep it all under control. But when you always look at life through rose-tinted glasses, things that are really rotten to the core can look as gorgeous as a Granny Smith. (She must be a Cancerian!) When these two go out and about together, they can give the impression that theirs is a marriage made in heaven, when actually it's hell on earth for both of them. Instead of admitting it, they'll delude and deceive themselves. The Piscean will pretend that there's nowt wrong, but will conduct clandestine affairs behind the Crab's back, and the Cancerian will cling on like grim death, hoping that suddenly everything will return to the way it once was. They'll both inhabit a fool's paradise. Another of the pitfalls of this partnership is that if things go wrong, they could both drown their sorrows in drink, and even drugs.
As long as they don't drift off into a dream world all the time, this relationship can be a Watery winner. They'll find fantastic fulfilment when it comes to sex, which will he erotic and exotic in the extreme. (And extreme it can be. With this passionate pair, you should forget about blue moons and think of blue movies instead!) They could have a laundry bill as large as the National Debt, because they'll anoint each other with oils from the Orient and creams from the Casbah, and of course it'll make such a mess of the silk sheets, and steam up the mirrors! They'll also dress up in all sorts of outrageous outfits. (Their window cleaner could be in for a few surprises!)
It can be rollicking romance and charming cherishing when a Crab falls for a Fishy female. The world is their oyster for this piscatorial pair! But if the Piscean lass is stronger than her swain, who's a sot, say, she'll come on like a cross between Florence Nightingale and Joan of Arc, and will martyr herself to the cause of looking after him.
Put a Crabette with a Fishy fella and they can share so much it's sensational. She can achieve her ambitions while he goes off to be arty, and they'll both revel in their romantic relationship. If he's limper than a codfish on a fishmonger's slab, though, she'll still stick by him, but will resent having to bring up the kids singlehanded. Alright, you win. Single-pincered
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You Are the Ace of ClubsYou go at everything in your life full force. You are a natural gambler.
Your life definitely has some extreme highs and lows, but you know how to ride out the low times.
A total adventure seeker, you are never satisfied by what's normal or ordinary.
You like to push limits and shock people. You're dramatic, but a drama queen.
Your life has been a wild ride so far. You have stories that people can barely believe.
And you're probably still young... with a lot of wild rides in front of you.
A gamble you should take: High stakes roulette
Your friends would describe you as: Crazy
Your enemies would describe you as: Demented
If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A high roller
What Playing Card Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/whatplayingcardareyouquiz/Your Depression Level: 96%You seem to be severely depressed.
You should seek immediate attention from your physician.
Depression can be cured - you just need to take the first step.
Are You Depressed?http://www.blogthings.com/areyoudepressedquiz/Your Preppy Name Is...Ridgely Redington Goodloe the Fifth
But most people know you as Bitsy
What's Your Preppy Name?http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourpreppynamequiz/You Sometimes Hold a GrudgeYou aren't exactly vengeful, but you're not going to forget when someone wrongs you.
And while you'll forgive the small things, you don't hand out too many second chances to people who really screw up.
Do You Hold a Grudge?http://www.blogthings.com/doyouholdagrudgequiz/You Are a ChimeraYou are very outgoing and well connected to many people.
Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.
You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.
You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions.
What Mythological Creature Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/whatmythologicalcreatureareyouquiz/You Are 60% SociopathYou're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse.
Are You A Sociopath?http://www.blogthings.com/areyouasociopathquiz/Your Inner Blood Type is AB!Your personality is hard to define - you're very unconventional.
And even if your personality could be defined, it would be completely different next week!
Outgoing and shy, sensitive and thoughtless, you tend to have a very split personality.
This makes you unpredictable. You can be a total angel - and a total devil.
You are most compatible with: everyone!
Famous Type AB's: Jackie Chan and Marilyn Monroe
What's Your Inner Blood Type?http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourinnerbloodtypequiz/You May Be a Bit Antisocial...Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement.
You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto!
Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences.
But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm.
What Personality Disorder Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/whatpersonalitydisorderareyouquiz/You Are The DevilYou don't represent evil, but you do represent the animalistic side of humans.
You demonstrate what happens when we listen to our first instincts.
At times you tend to be materialistic and hedonistic, giving in to temptation.
Admit it, you're guilty of acting first - and forgetting to think later!
Your fortune:
Right now, you may be having a difficult time as a result of choices you have made.
You need to think about what's important in your life, and discover what chains you down.
It is the time to acknowledge your faults and take steps to overcome them.
It's also the time to let go of any fears or inhibitions that are holding you back.
What Tarot Card Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/whattarotcardareyouquiz/Your Famous Last Words Will Be:"So, you're a cannibal."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?http://www.blogthings.com/whatwillyourfamouslastwordsbequiz/Your Wrath Quotient: 59%Ouch! You've got a bit of a temper going on there, don't you?
Just make sure to keep your revenge fantasies just that... fantasies only!
How Much Wrath Do You Have?http://www.blogthings.com/howmuchwrathdoyouhavequiz/You Are a Natural FlirtBelieve it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!
What Kind of Flirt Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofflirtareyouquiz/Your Reputation Is: Mystery GirlYou're the girl that everyone is trying to figure out.
Men are attracted to your intriguing persona - and women want to copy it!
Do You Have A Bad Girl Reputation?http://www.blogthings.com/doyouhaveabadgirlreputationquiz/Your Hair Should Be PinkHyper, insane, and a boatload of fun.
You're a traveling party that everyone loves to follow.
What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourfunkyinnerhaircolorquiz/You Are 72% Paranoid SchizophrenicYou definitely have a chance of being a paranoid schizophrenic.
Crazy or not, you certainly don't have a good grip on reality!
Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?http://www.blogthings.com/areyouaparanoidschizophrenicquiz/What Your Sleeping Position SaysYou are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front.
Shy and private, you yearn for security.
You take relationships slowly.
You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyoursleepingpositionsayaboutyouquiz/You Are Not a TeaseYou definitely know how to flirt, but you usually choose not to.
You're not the type of girl who leads guys on - and men appreciate that.
Your charms and sexiness are saved for the one guy you're into...
And for that, he digs you even more!
Do Men Think You're You A Tease?http://www.blogthings.com/domenthinkyoureateasequiz/You Are Mountain DewUltra hyper and full of energy, you're on a permanent sugar high.
Some people complain about your taste, but the do appreciate your power.
Your best soda match: Coke
Stay away from: Root Beer
What Kind of Soda Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsodaareyouquiz/Your Five Variable Love ProfilePropensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is medium.
You probably have had a couple significant loves.
And you may have even had your heart broken.
But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people.
Dominance:
Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together.
The Five Variable Love Testhttp://www.blogthings.com/thefivevariablelovetest/100 Years by Five for Fighting"Every day's a new day...
15 there's still time for you
Time to buy and time to choose
Hey 15, there's never a wish better than this
When you only got 100 years to live"
2004 was about thinking and reflecting - but isn't every year?
What 2004 Hit Song Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/what2004hitsongareyouquiz/Your 2006 Summer Anthem IsPromiscuous by Nelly Furtado"I'm only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you might like"
What's Your 2006 Summer Anthem?http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyour2006summeranthemquiz/Your Dating Purity Score: 79%You are an under-experienced dater.
This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it.
It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover!
Dating Purity Testhttp://www.blogthings.com/datingpuritytest/You Are 50% EvilYou are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.
How Evil Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With CoalYou haven't been *that* naughty this year
Santa is just screwing with you
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?http://www.blogthings.com/whatwillbeinyourchristmasstockingquiz/You Are Internal - Believer - EmpoweredYou feel your life is controlled internally.
If you want something, you make it happen.
You don't wait around for things to go your way.
You value your independence and don't like others to have control.
You are a true believer in luck, fate, and karma.
You believe that life is a game of chance - not a game of skill.
You either consider yourself very unlucky or very lucky.
No matter what, you don't feel like you can change the hand you were dealt.
You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order.
You realize that working the system does get you further.
You know who to defer to and who to control.
When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly.
The Three Dimension Luck and Power Testhttp://www.blogthings.com/thethreedimensionluckandpowertest/You've Got a Bit of a CrushMaybe your guy friend is a crush of convenience - easy enough to happen
Did you just break up with someone? Or are you more lonely than usual?
If no to both, then this small crush could be the real deal.
Find out if he feels the same - because he just might!
Are You Crushing on Him (And Don't Even Know It)?http://www.blogthings.com/areyoucrushingonhimquiz/Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Cruel Intentions"I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you."
What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/whatfamousmoviekissareyouquiz/Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISFP)Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm.
Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving.
How Rare Is Your Personality?http://www.blogthings.com/howrareisyourpersonalityquiz/Your Family Is 82% DysfunctionalYour family is more than a little nuts. And you definitely should think about moving on.
This doesn't mean you need to completely cut your family out of your life...
But it does mean you need to create a healthy support system of your own. One that doesn't involve your family.
Even if you've already made a clean break from your past, it still may be haunting you. Checking in with a therapist from time to time is probably a good idea.
Is Your Family Dysfunctional?http://www.blogthings.com/isyourfamilydysfunctionalquiz/You Are 84% Non ConformistYou're incredibly strange. And a weirdness like yours takes skill to cultivate!
No one really understands you. And you're cool with that. You just hope you never have to understand them!
Are You a Nonconformist?http://www.blogthings.com/areyouanonconformistquiz/You are a Great GirlfriendWhen it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful
But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself
You're the perfect blend of independent and caring
You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too!
Are You a Good Girlfriend?http://www.blogthings.com/areyouagoodgirlfriendquiz/The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie FlickYou do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!
Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?http://www.blogthings.com/ifyourlifewasamoviewhatgenrewoulditbequiz/
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