Location: In your head.
I pose for you a riddle....
I am a figment of your imagination.
I am nothing more than an internet entity that doesn't physically exist.
You might think that I am a wonderful person for patiently helping you out, fearlessly rocking up an instance with you, or simply putting up with morons alongside you.
You might think I am a terrible person because of the dead baby joke I told, or for an untold number of other reasons.
I assure you, all these things are merely a clever illusion of reality, a terrible conspiracy between your senses and the real owner of that wispy entity that you may call your soul. Your organs are laughing at you, by the way, even as your mind robs them of their freedom.
Nah, I'm just kidding. You don't really exist either.
Don't believe me? Prove it. smile