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Listeners, here’s something weird.

I know you can’t see it, but it’s sitting in the studio with me at this very moment, and it is definitely something, and definitely weird. I’m not sure how it got here, but, I’m not sure how I got here either. Causation is difficult and confusing.

I haven’t tried touching it, I’m going to try touching it now.

Oh!

I believe it likes being touched, because it started to vibrate and lean in towards my body, but, that could just be its way of expressing anger or immense physical suffering. When something is this weird, one shouldn’t assume to understand anything specific about it at all.

Is it a bomb?

Is it one of those objects that isn’t a bomb?

Is it just a kind of dog?

We don’t know. And we will never find out. And we will never try to find out. Ignorance may not actually be bliss, but it certainly is less work.

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Sovereign Cipactli

Report | 06/19/2009 7:54 am

Sovereign Cipactli

Sup~! Its Rai! ;D
yamakaji

Report | 05/19/2008 1:22 pm

yamakaji

hello leaf-bug! do you like waffles? i do!
Matt P.

Report | 05/10/2008 8:50 pm

Matt P.

Hiya Sarah! How's life going for ya? It's Matt by the way User Image
Facepalm Girl

Report | 12/16/2007 10:15 am

Facepalm Girl

LOLZ
Seaworks

Report | 11/19/2007 12:37 pm

Seaworks

lol Gaara.
Konikachi Karimah

Report | 09/21/2007 2:44 pm

Konikachi Karimah

*looks at your sig and starts drooling* Kiiibaaa-kuuun...WAIT A MINUTE! WHY DO YOU HAVE KIBA IN YOUR SIG!?...*calms down* Nevermind keep it, I don't care...*stares at your sig for half an hour*
Konikachi Karimah

Report | 09/20/2007 12:30 pm

Konikachi Karimah

Hehe, MOO! XD
Susumu Shinen

Report | 09/19/2007 4:35 pm

Susumu Shinen

I... have aquired... PANTS! Fuhahahahaha... fear the mad sun!
Susumu Shinen

Report | 09/19/2007 3:42 pm

Susumu Shinen

Arhhh! Where be my pants? Why am i wrapped in gauze from the waist down?

I NEED CHOCOLATE SYRUP
Konikachi Karimah

Report | 09/16/2007 9:36 am

Konikachi Karimah

EJO! How is you!? ^_^ *is hyper at the moment and is not sure why*

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The Night Vale medical board has issued a new study indicating that you have a spider somewhere on your body at all times, but especially now. The study said the further research would be needed to determine exactly where on your body the spider is and what its intentions are. Only that it is definitely there and is statistically likely to be one of the really ugly ones.