Aight let's cut the s**t,
If you wanna get on my good side,
you buy me fried chicken.
I prefer Popeyes over KFC, but
if you don't wanna spend the extra
six minutes to drive a little
further to Popeyes then ******** you.
My favorite item on the KFC menu
is #3 hot with potato wedges and
a coke. For Popeyes I want the #2
3pc bonafide with the cajun fries
and a coke.
My homeboy tyrone, we take baths
together. It's not gay, because I
called nohomo beforehand.
OK now to talk about my interests...
ZOMBIES. I'm ******** love 'em zombies.
I've watched almost all zombie
apocolypse movies and tv series.
I actually honestly want a ********'
zombie apocolypse to happen.
That way, all the ******** will
die and only the sensible will
survive. Then I'll have fun playing
Oh, I know you're probably wondering
how I look like irl. You can print
it out and s**t, I don't mind.
LOLOLjk, I know I'm ugly.