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FOOT: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

HEALTH: The slowest possible rate of dying.

KARAOKE: A Japanese word meaning tone deaf.

PHILOSOPHY: A study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.

POVERTY: Having too much month left at the end of the money.

SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine.

SUSHI: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.


Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Scrawled in BIG ANGRY RED letters:
"I ******** your mother!!!"

neatly printed in small calm blue letters:
"Go home dad, you're drunk."

Fake friends: Never ask for food.
True friends: Are the reasons you have no food.

Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn, we messed up, but that s**t was fun!"

Fake friends: Never seen you cry.
True friends: Cry with you

Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

Fake friends: Know a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.

Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."

Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
True friends: Will knock the s**t outta them

Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this, just like I did

Thanx Maxi boy... hehehe.

10 facts about you
1. You're reading my comment 2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading my comment 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. smile  11. You are enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts.

"One day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up for a fight,
Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other,
A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to shoot the two dead boys,
If you dont believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man he saw it too"
Said the mute carpenter As he picked up his hammer and sawed

Seizing this rare opportunity, I motion to the airhostess and inform her that I could easily rid them of vast quantities of cumbersome beer and make this flight a lot safer for all concerned, to which she replies "Sorry sir, we don't serve drinks until we are airborne."
Obviously she mistook my perfectly understandable English for some alien code and I was forced to reduce my instruction to monosylables which was surprisingly met with compliance.
Having secured some liquid refreshment, I released the hostages and returned to my seat.

Excerpts from The Drinkers Fault Finding Guide:

Symptom : Feet cold and wet.
Fault : Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Solution : Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling.

Symptom : Bar moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Solution : Find out if you are being taken to another bar. If not complain loudly that you are being hi-jacked.

Symptom : Everything has gone dim.
Fault : The pub is closing.
Solution : PANIC!!

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squirrel_girl_7 Report | 01/30/2012 3:30 pm
I am doing pretty good. Class started again and I have a teacher who believes in giving a test every week! GAAAAH!!! How r u?
squirrel_girl_7 Report | 12/11/2011 6:38 pm
Hey glad to hear from you. Things have been going. Been feeling blue lately... Finals r this week b4 xmas so I am kinda freaking out. How r u?
squirrel_girl_7 Report | 08/30/2011 10:31 am
You hate summer?! I love summer! I live for the 80 degree weather. Everything is all good right now. not happy about the seasons changing but nothin' you can do about that. How is everything going for you?
squirrel_girl_7 Report | 08/05/2011 4:30 pm
Nothing going much 'xecpt summer which is a downer cause i love me the hot weather! so hows it with you Olan? Olan sounds pretty cool
squirrel_girl_7 Report | 07/04/2011 2:12 pm
Names Kc and i am fine. u?
KaGoMe_ChAn88!! Report | 02/10/2011 2:24 pm
cuz u are one of my friends friends that is y if u dont want to be my friend that is ok u dont have to be. cool
xGumbysRapistx Report | 01/02/2011 10:58 pm
Hah, just wait, i'll be taller!. >:3
Other than that, i was missed! i was missed!.
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.... <.<>.>
Wait. Are yu being sarcastic?
My wittle heart will break if yu are!. TTOTT
xGumbysRapistx Report | 12/31/2010 11:15 am
If you're older than me then.. you're pretty old. xd
Haha, I've been ok not 'wonderful' 'stupendous' or 'totally rhombus!' just OK(:,still didn't grow an inch >__<(thats besides the point), and yea it has.
awe, you probably missed me huh. yeaa you know you did(: jus kidding rolleyes
How about you? >:3
xGumbysRapistx Report | 12/07/2010 2:11 pm
eww, sad old man >.>
Apocalyptic Survivor Report | 06/13/2010 2:54 pm
What... What the ******** is THAT?! HAHAHAHA!! That's hilarious!

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