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my favorite color is blue. my favorite anime is inuyasha. my favorite character on that show is kikyo. my favorite band is evanescence. they sing the famous songs bring me to life, my immortal, and call me when your sober. im single and im looking for a bf, so if your between the ages of 15 and 17 and live in pa then ask me out. i take singing lessons and am making my own comic book.

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Black Rose Band
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this made me laugh

"Emo," short for "emotional" kids, are a threat to our wholesome society of America. These teenagers, perhaps, endanger our pure society more than terrorists, gay people, or even scientists. They are even more diabolical than that one guy, Dr. No, from James Bond. They MUST BE stopped.

Emos are easy to spot amongst the masses you may find in your local town. They dress in all black clothing, sharply contrasting normal colorful clothing. Now, I'm not one to support men in bright pink, flamboyant shirts, but come on. All black? What is this, a funeral? Their pants come in girl's size -2 and below. They usually paint their fingernails. For further study as to what emos generally look like, watch Dawn of the Dead.

Emo kids are just that- very emotional, perhaps to an unstable point. They cut themselves, feeling this will alleviate some pain. When you really think about it, this doesn't make sense. When I'm sad, I usually am thinking, "God, I'm sad." If I cut myself, I'd probably be thinking, "God, I'm sad, and now my wrist hurts." Obviously, what we have here is a failure to contemplate.

They enjoy alcohol and cigarettes so much, I'm fairly convinced they came out of their mother's womb with a 40 oz. They hate their parents, even though they live in a surburban home with two versions of the PS3 in their rooms, and they drive a $15,000 car. Still, they say their parents don't care about them. According to the kid, the parents care about neither the kid itself or, if it's a girl, her twenty-five-year-old boyfriend whom she claims loves her, though all he does is beat her c**t more than Steve Austin beat his son. The guys act all tough [even though they cry, which is quite paradoxical], though their secret shame is that they still get a massive erection from a picture of Avril Lavigne.

Their favorite store is Hot Topic, which looks like an Abercrombie and Fitch that somebody attacked with bucketfuls of black paint. The only hope in that store is a t-shirt with Cheese from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. A true American hero.

The worst part is their music.

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND crying

Do I really need to prove that point?

EDIT: Surefire ways to discern an emo from a crowd:
-Hearing them say "I hate MTV."
-Hearing them say, "Hey! I may dress in all black, listen to emo music, cry and cut myself, but I am NOT emo. I'm an indimavidual, damnit!

quote from SoYouThinkYouCanTruth; a GDer

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Sasuke1_1Avenger Report | 06/19/2008 8:12 am: Yo how have you been next time your on check out my profile its sweet
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BraveHermit Report | 05/09/2008 8:44 pm: Hey whats up, nice pro and Avi, ~random comment~ hehe.
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Kuro_Monari Report | 02/21/2008 4:51 pm: Hey! Long time no see!
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Xx Moonlight Rose xX Report | 02/02/2008 10:29 am: I HAVEN'T TLKED TO U IN FOEVA!!!! WATS UP?!?!
Xx Moonlight Rose xX Report | 01/17/2008 7:09 am: HIHI!!!
tinyfoo4 Report | 01/15/2008 6:07 pm: lol nice avi! welcome back! =D