So here I was on the couch watchin' Family Guy when my mom walks in the front door; drunk.She comes in the door with an armload of groceries, some of the contents include three bunches of bananas. She asks me to go down and grab the bags ONTOP of the white board in the trunk. So i go down and find that the bags are askew from her crazy drunk driving. Im just like "wow". So i just grab every bag in the trunk and the white board(mom, i hope you are not reading this!!!)I walk in the door and my mom sees my arms full."I told you to bring the stuff ONTOP of the white board only!!" Mom yells
" Mom, nothing was ON the board, everything was everywhere in your trunk!", I reply
Mom goes," everything stays there, the trunk doesnt move!!"
"Uhh, the trunk moves when your car moves, and everything in the car shifts when you turn it" I explain
She's like," The freakin' car doesnt move!" From my dad's room, I hear my dad mutter 'idiot'. As my mom stupidly explains that the car doesnt move, I struggle to keep a straight face and tell her otherwise. So now that you know my mom gets drunk, I have a little sister(age 2) who is the brat of the house, average grades, awsome friends and a problem with people who can't get things straight. (Safira, Wilicia and Jake, i miss u!!!! And all my other friends!!!)
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