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When I was, like, six.

Times Change Men - Prologue

I don't remember exactly how I came to find myself here, of all places. Here, approximately forty stories of steel and glass above the sleeping city streets. Here, the only place left where I can still breathe. Lazily, as if only just having awoken from a deep slumber, I peer over the railing, considering the fall.

Tonight is not the first night I've contemplated a swan dive into the sea of parked cars and shady-looking pedestrians. Maybe I'm the only one who sees the humor, yes, humor, in the fact that at least two people are right this very second praying that I'll scale this fence, this morbid diving board, and plunge into the darkness below.

Unfortunately for them, they are to be disappointed once again. I mean, what would he papers say? Not that I've been getting the most positive press lately, but I don't want those dogs to have the last word. The next time my picture's on the front page, I swear, swear, that I'll give those fools exactly what they've asked for. They'll see what kind of justice is to be had for the city that turns a victim into the villain.

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Registered: 01/22/2008

Gender: Female

Location: In your kitchen, eating your food

Birthday: 09/29/1992

Occupation: Unwilling high school student

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This is me.

User Image"Well, what is it Walter?
What do you see?"

I am a GIRL.

I have a girlfriend.

Do the math.

Other than that, I love to read and write. I'm working on a story called Times Change Men, which you can find on my deviant art account ( or somewhere on gaia. (I'm too lazy to post the URL)

I like changing my post styles a lot, especially when I have a theme to work around (Current theme = Watchmen, previous theme = the Joker)

Anyway. Who cares about me, really? SO I'll shut up now. xD

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SpontaniousSteve Report | 09/28/2009 9:31 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!~~ i couldnt say it earlier my internet is down and im at my father's house -_-
newtype 01 Report | 11/08/2008 8:16 pm
thanks 4 buying
Zunns Report | 09/30/2008 4:22 pm
Is your post style quote from Watchmen?
Gaytor Bait Report | 09/24/2008 8:24 am
Hey, it's been awhile. How have you been?
XLittleXBubbleXGurlX Report | 09/06/2008 2:26 pm
Gaytor Bait Report | 08/24/2008 3:04 pm
That's awesome I don't know anyone there though.
Gaytor Bait Report | 08/24/2008 2:58 pm
Oh well hope you're enjoying yourself.
Gaytor Bait Report | 08/24/2008 12:11 pm
Hey Hey where have you been hiding yourself? & How have you been?
Breaking Lauren Report | 08/23/2008 1:02 pm
=D aw thanks so much. I wouldn't say I was amazing, but that made my day. n___n
Dark Lord M Report | 08/17/2008 6:19 pm
Hellz to the yes for Watchmen. I love that comic because Allan Moore is a fudging genius. I have the preview of the movie on my profile. I CAN'T wait to see it.

Call me insane and I'll give you a dollar. Prove it, and I'll give you five hundred dollars.

Hi! Call me Maggie!