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Last Login: 08/15/2013 9:09 pm

Location: no where in particular

Occupation: ninja


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"Don't quote me, I speak nonsense.
Don't listen to me, I am a hypocrite.
Don't watch me, I make mistakes.
Don't follow me, I am lost.
Don't love me, I am taken.
Don't give me anything, I have nothing to give in return.
Enjoy me for who I am, I am not someone else.
I am me."

- EnigmaCondemned_Llawliet



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Total Posts: 4687

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The Apokélypse

Bloopers :D

Poke-Rights, Not Poke-Fights

Not Much of a Bio or an "About Me" page . . But close enough.

My Name??
I have many.. which one do you want?

A bit about me??
I am 5'10''-ish with short brown//black hair and hazel eyes, wide shoulders, and a normal weight i'm not proud of(not implying i'm fat.. nor pleasantly plump either) i enjoy running though, not that i'm exactly the fastest anymore..
I enjoy anime, Photobucket, gaiaonline, MLIA, TFLN, Robot Unicorn // Attack, the internet, food, water,.. and i hear air is really important this year..
Although i don't put much thought into food.. even when I'm not being anorexic.. end of story.

Want a list??
Green Tea(Jasmin is good too)
Strawberry Jam
Ice cream(green tea or strawberry cheesecake is best)
Cheese Cake
Peanut Butter
Sweet Been Cakes
Broccoli(just for the fact that I can eat it while acting like a dinosaur eating trees )
Animal Crackers(chocolate covered is the best)
Pretty much anything sweet
and Toast.. strawberry jam must be present

My life??
Well.. If I told you.... I would have to KO you.. User Image
They all think I'm crazy.
But I'm not retarded.. i just like licking windows..
And personally.. i don't think i have a skill for failing at life.. i call it luck that I got over six epic fails in one month, tripped twice over a speed bump, five times that i tripped up the stairs, over one hundred times i forgot my locker combo and shoved my crap into some random kids locker, two times i forgot it was someones birthday, and got five F's in one class..
During my classes i love to draw on the desks when the teacher isn't watching, whip out my NEW Dinosaur Figurine and continue to destroy the intently drawn "Stick Figure City." .. .. with sound effects might i add. i haven't gotten in trouble yet, and its completely worth it.

i prank call my friends several times telling them i'm L.. and it works for about a day or two.. before they notice i changed my number again.
i am slightly addicted to pokemon.. but i bet everyone already knows that..
i don't plan to tell you anything else.. and don't waste your time asking.

Another bit about me i don't tell others??..
well i don't tell others about it, end of story.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.
If you want me to prank call you.. wait for the worst time to ask so you won't know its me.
How that made any sense to you at all is beyond me.. moving on.
Don't hit kids.. .. no seriously.. they have guns now.
If you ever meet me.. I'm either the quiet kid in the emo corner, or the one that just stole your pants and is already halfway down the hallway.
Also.. .. people?.. sry, but attract doesn't work on me
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all of the above is all you need to know besides the fact i caught them all.
thats right, suck it, Ash Katchum.

Don't be nice to me. I have nothing to give you in return.

Best friends means killing each other a bag of
chips and in the end not saying sorry but,
"Ha ha, too bad loser!"

A friend would share their umbrella when it's
raining, but a best friend would steal yours and run off
screaming, "run loser, run!"

A Best Friend Would yell,
"I LOVE YOU!!" In the hallway and not care whether anyone thinks your gay

A friend would ask you what's wrong when you get
rejected, but a best friend would already have a shovel to
bury the loser that broke your hart.

A friend would help you get rid of the
body's, But a best friend would help you get rid of the


92% of teens believe that the
world will end on Dec. 21st, 2012.
Put this in your signature if your
the 8% that'll be laughing
on Dec. 22nd, 2012

Don't trust me to play fair in basketball.
I wouldn't trust me to play fair at basketball.
I wouldn't trust me to play fair in anything.

Emotional Blackmail much??
Emotional Blackmail yes.
its my specialty.

I agree with god! Atlantis went underwater because of a failed attempt at an underware party in the south pacific!

Defenseless Emo??
Yeah, Right b***h.

heh.. Vwing.

If you wish to live wisely,
ignore sayings including this one.

Out of my mind. Back in five =>

's Photobucket Account => . . !

I also have my own webcomic [seriously, don't look.. it's stupid and uninterestingly boring.]


Rules Of The Internet:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. c**k goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more ******** up s**t than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will c**.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS ******** BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are ******** fags. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably ******** your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
83. The Internet is SERIOUS ******** BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge f*****t. Please rape my face.
97. s**t sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to s**t, you are made of fail and AIDS.

only those close to me know.. my intentions are all evil in some way..

My Characters drawn left to right from Pokemon Rp SoulMax:
Hikaru, Roxas, Mathew, Totodile, Rue, and Charmander

..Maybe draw Chrimson and Beauty later when I have more led and paper..

Age: 16
Gender: Figure it out.
Multiple Personalities: Jorje, Rurik, Ozel, Envy, B.B., and Sydney

Life: N/o

Heart: taken

Job: Pathological Bloodthirsty Homicidal Maniac..//driving Zero insane

Must. Break. Rules.


can't seem to honestly get
anything other than
the sin envy or Envy[FMA]
on Quizzes.. not sure
what I'm trying to prove..
That I'm not Envious,
or a transsexual palm tree..

every time I
get a Quiz
result back ->