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Last Login: 07/13/2020 12:46 am

Registered: 05/20/2004

Gender: Female

Location: chicago

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umm about me well mmm for starters i'm 16 my name is Tk i have green eyes and dark brown hair thats a little past shoulder lenght i go to Bartlett High in Bartlett, IL i love rock music and dancing. i sing, horse back ride, play the viloin and a little of the sax, i love to read and hangout with friends. hmmm can't really think of anything eles so yeah this is me HI!! oh yeah and i'm 1 out of 46 SIBLINGS oh yeah I'M BI IF U DON'T LIKE IT TO DAMN BAD DEAl
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ONIONS VS CHRISTMAS TREES
a young boy asks his father, "Dad is it ok for us guys to motice all the different kind of boobs?" surprised, the father answeres. "well sure son, we wouldn't be normal it we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age-- in her twenties a woman's breasts are like melons round and firm. in er thirties to forties they are like pears still nice but hanging a bit. after fifty they are like onions" "onions, dad?" "yeah you seem them and they make you cry..." not to be outdone, his sister asks her mom "mom how many kinds of weenies are there?" the mom, delighted to answer "well a man goes through three phases in a man's twenties a man's weenie is like an oak. mighty and hard, in his thirties and forties its like a birch flexible but reliable after his fifties its like a christmas tree." " a christmas tree?" "yep all dried up and the balls are only there for decoration.."

for all those men who say why buy a cow whenyou can get
milk for free.
heres an update for you: nowadays 80% of women are are
against marriage
WHY? because women realized it's not worth buying an entire
pig to get a little sausage.
men are like...............
1.men are like ....laxatives....they irritate the crap out of you.
2.men are like..bananas......the older they get, the less firm they are.
3.men are like.....weather...nothing can be done to change them.
4.men are like.....blenders...... u need one but ur not quite sure why.
5.men are like......chocolate bars.....sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
6.men are like.....commercials...u cant believer a word they say.
7.men are like .......department stores............their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8.men are like........government bonds..........they take take sooooooo long to mature.
9.men are like.....mascara......they usually run at the fist sign of emotion.
10men are like......popcorn......they satisfy u but only for a little while.
11. men are like........snowstorms......you never know when they're coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.men are like.....lava lamps....fun to look at, but not to brigh
13.men are like.....parking spots.....all good ones are taken the rest are handicapped
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poems mainly .i have green eyes dark brown hair and i move alot i write to give me something to do sometimes or just to exspress my self

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KYLIE BABE Report | 10/25/2007 8:06 pm
FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD....START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
Raziel Wahrheit Report | 07/07/2007 1:30 am
hey tk how ya been?
enchantressofthedarkside Report | 07/05/2007 9:51 am
lol
nighthord9010914 Report | 04/22/2007 11:51 am
wow lol
shadowshaq Report | 04/09/2007 12:48 am
bye sis sorry i couldnt be here when you left atleast you were here when i did
TehChelsea Report | 04/08/2007 8:48 am
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real-ailyn-bby Report | 03/31/2007 12:27 pm
yea
Bayani01 Report | 03/30/2007 3:44 pm
Gunz please even though she no longer on gaia please get off it and stay off it. Do not speak ill of her on her page and go b***h and rant in your own page or journal. Just so I make myself clear, what I am asking for you to do is, Leave us alone. You shall not be welcomed here, please leave now and not come back.
real-ailyn-bby Report | 03/30/2007 2:40 pm
.............
guns_and_roses16 Report | 03/30/2007 1:37 pm
no she wouldn't she's always on in the morning! she just doesn't come on. which makes her a f**! lol

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love hurts no matter how wonderful it can be it always hurts you in the end.....enjoy love but beware of its haunting truth

 
 
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bye to everyone that i love and care about deeply you know who you are

my son Tyson

correction hes my son too i helped you know

i love you both