Aboutumm about me well mmm for starters i'm 16 my name is Tk i have green eyes and dark brown hair thats a little past shoulder lenght i go to Bartlett High in Bartlett, IL i love rock music and dancing. i sing, horse back ride, play the viloin and a little of the sax, i love to read and hangout with friends. hmmm can't really think of anything eles so yeah this is me HI!! oh yeah and i'm 1 out of 46 SIBLINGS oh yeah I'M BI IF U DON'T LIKE IT TO DAMN BAD DEAl
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ONIONS VS CHRISTMAS TREES
a young boy asks his father, "Dad is it ok for us guys to motice all the different kind of boobs?" surprised, the father answeres. "well sure son, we wouldn't be normal it we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age-- in her twenties a woman's breasts are like melons round and firm. in er thirties to forties they are like pears still nice but hanging a bit. after fifty they are like onions" "onions, dad?" "yeah you seem them and they make you cry..." not to be outdone, his sister asks her mom "mom how many kinds of weenies are there?" the mom, delighted to answer "well a man goes through three phases in a man's twenties a man's weenie is like an oak. mighty and hard, in his thirties and forties its like a birch flexible but reliable after his fifties its like a christmas tree." " a christmas tree?" "yep all dried up and the balls are only there for decoration.."
for all those men who say why buy a cow whenyou can get
milk for free.
heres an update for you: nowadays 80% of women are are
WHY? because women realized it's not worth buying an entire
pig to get a little sausage.
men are like...............
1.men are like ....laxatives....they irritate the crap out of you.
2.men are like..bananas......the older they get, the less firm they are.
3.men are like.....weather...nothing can be done to change them.
4.men are like.....blenders...... u need one but ur not quite sure why.
5.men are like......chocolate bars.....sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
6.men are like.....commercials...u cant believer a word they say.
7.men are like .......department stores............their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8.men are like........government bonds..........they take take sooooooo long to mature.
9.men are like.....mascara......they usually run at the fist sign of emotion.
10men are like......popcorn......they satisfy u but only for a little while.
11. men are like........snowstorms......you never know when they're coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.men are like.....lava lamps....fun to look at, but not to brigh
13.men are like.....parking spots.....all good ones are taken the rest are handicapped
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