GUESS...

Well, to start things off. If you:
A. Think that Im trying to bash Emmett Cullen. No matter how hard you want to think that I am, I'm not. Nor will I argue over this fact with you.
B. Can't take a joke.
C. Think that the name I'm using is copyright [which it's not. ._.]

If you are any of the above, I'm asking you politely to get the hell off my page. NAO. >O

And now for my real bio(:

I'm your very own Emmett cullen. Well, more or less yours.
BETTER THAN YOU SINCE 1905.
I wear pink underwear 'cause it's sexay.
Bella is MY whore, kthx.
I stalk newbies that cyber. -insert LOL here-
AND THE BEST PART IS:
I glitter.
I know, right?!