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-Dr. Jesus
-The Dresden Dolls
-Stephen Colbert
-Dita VonTesse
-Lily Cole
-White Daisies (Send me some! ^^)
-Star Wars
-Star Trek (All but TOS is the shiznite.)
-Micheal Penn
-Io Perry
-Cthulhu <3
-Jack Off Jill
-Jackson Browne
-Bright Eyes
-MC Chris
-Astrology (Pisces sun, Aquarius moon, Taurus rising)
-Billy Talent
-Moehawks (o.o <3)
-"The City" [Manhattan]
-The Marx Brothers
-Danny Elfman (Looking like a sexual serial killer in the 80s has only furthered my love for him today. I like to be afraid. :D)

-Religous fanatics
-Body hair (Ewwie, eww!)
-Giant boobs
-Kids from the middle of nowhere who want to move to Brooklyn so they can be just like 50 Cents.
-Kids in Brooklyn who refuse to get an education because they think they can be just like 50 Cents.
-Platinum Blonde Jesus (It's just creepy!)

My turn-ons greatly outweigh my turn-offs... Good for me!


Dr. Jesus
Pssshaw. You > ice cubes. <3

Emi Uoza

I think just about everything can be compaired to WW2.
The Emperor is Hitler, Darth Vader is Germany, Luke is the US and... I think Obi Wan is Pearl Harbor... Wow, that's a pretty good one! ^^
Which makes Harrison Ford... Russia and the Ewoks... they're still ewoks.

Youre so awesome.

Unlike most people on Gaia, you get an A at life.

Tsuki Oujo
XDDD Thats cuz' you're awesome.

Dr. Jesus
You avi'd give me a hard on if I had a p***s.


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Emi Uoza's Journal

Watashii wa iikagen dake do watashi wa aisareteru sore wa watashi ga kawaii kara!



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Report | 06/09/2010 7:19 am


So if blonde jesus had a kid with hitler who had HUGE boobs and moved to brooklyn to be like 50cent and talked leik dis ho! and was super religous?
would you love them?
tazzymyn the devil

Report | 08/23/2009 8:45 pm

tazzymyn the devil

thanks for buyin. nice avatar.

Report | 08/04/2009 4:56 pm


hey i have a red JACKsASSh and two purple JACKhAtSS think your intrested in buying one?
Useless Fact Bank

Report | 08/02/2009 10:13 am

Useless Fact Bank

Thank you very mucho!

Report | 07/05/2009 2:25 pm


Hey from your friend Zimmie.

Report | 06/18/2009 4:40 am


Star Wars, Dresden Dolls, and...a thoughful answer to my Verizon bottle! You've hit the motherload! Enjoy your prize!
Wa Ya Bas

Report | 05/29/2009 8:54 pm

Wa Ya Bas

Dr. Jesus

Report | 05/07/2009 8:21 pm

Dr. Jesus

Everything was out of place. The mome raths are pigs that are away from home. i mean wut the ********, fo shizzle.
Dr. Jesus

Report | 05/07/2009 3:59 pm

Dr. Jesus

Don't worry. Of the references to that poem, the Jub Jub bird was probably one of the most obscure.
Dr. Jesus

Report | 05/05/2009 7:11 pm

Dr. Jesus

A bird referenced in the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll. it's a bird that has an inexhaustible sex drive.


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