About Moi :)I am Eli! A suave gentleman of the future, beamed to your planet to teach chivalry and drink a lot of beer.
Chivalry means manners. Use them, or Eli does not talk to you. If you're rude then you ain't a bro, you are just a ho. And Eli does not respect you, and he will make you cry by telling you exactly what you are and where you can go stick it. So rude whiny weirdo's, get the ******** out, Eli thinks you're pathetic.
Warnings aside, here is more about Eli:
Eli is honorable and yet mischievous. He loves to bring happiness wherever he goes, and to show the power of love and kindness, and yet he often cannot resist playing a trick on someone uptight or ruffling a few feathers. ^-^
He has a weakness for the cute bunny bois. smile Don't be a furry anthro bunny boi around him, he will make you his pet for keeps! LOL
Eli's anthro self is a Wolf. An Alpha Wolf, to be precise. He is a leader and a father to the young, vulnerable furries. Eli fears nothing and has the balls to stand up to anyone, and to take on any mission no matter how dangerous! Eli excels at conquering everything. And he does it for fun.
Eli is also a magnificent writer, spreading joy and enlightenment to the world with well-crafted words of power. Stories, poetry, he does it all. Eli is the master!
heart <---- bc Eli lurvs you smile
Here, have some cheese! cheese_whine Don't forget to wash down with a nice glass of Chardonnay. It will solve all of your problems in life....
Despair not, fair ladies! Eli will catch you when you fall! If anyone is mean and nasty to you then tell Eli, and he will defend your honor! (assuming that you can back up your claims)
And don't you run away, cute Bunny (you know who you are).... Eli will catch you and do naughty things to you and then... MARRY you! Mwuahahaha!! twisted