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LightningX120 Report | 09/03/2010 5:18 am
LightningX120
Try this out this is really works! send this to



5 people - 50g



10 people - 1k



15 people - 10k



27 people -29k



then press ctrl + w



when the window closed, login again your account and check your gold amount!!
ademers10 Report | 06/28/2009 6:56 am
ademers10
WARNING!

THIS
IS
NOT
A
JOKE!
CARRY
ON
READING
OR
YOU
WILL
DIE,
EVEN
IF
YOU
ONLY
LOOKED
AT
THE
WORD
WARNING!
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BECAUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.



SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
POSSIBLE
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THAT
THERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.
AND
SHE
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTIL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED
EVERY
WEEK
ON
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO
THE
PERSON
WHO
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFERENT
PARTS
OF
YOUR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMING
TO
KILL
YOU
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DON'T
BELVE
ME
HEY?



EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND
DELETED IT WITHOUT
EVEN READING THE
WHOLE THING! A FEW
DAYS LATER ON THE
MONDAY NIGHT SHE
SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE
LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND
HEAVY BREATHING THERE
WAS CLARISSA
STANDING THERE WITH
A HUGE KNIFE AND
WELL JENNY IS
HISTORY NOW.



EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO
5 PEOPLE CUZ
HED THOUGHT
HED BE SAFE AND
IT WAS PROBALY
JUST A JOKE BUT
OH BUT HOW
RONG WAS HE!
HE DIED THE
NEXT NIGHT
ON MONDAY
AND ILL TELL
YA NOW
IT WASNT
PRETTY[JUST
CUZ HE
SENT FIVE
HE DIDNT
COMPLETE
THE TASK]



EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE
THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH
AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS
WRONG SHE DIED.
Esmarina Report | 06/21/2009 11:54 am
Esmarina
Happy Bday!
Miyagi Satoru Report | 04/21/2009 10:25 pm
Miyagi Satoru
101 Ways To Annoy People


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your
BlackWhite_Aki Report | 04/06/2009 3:19 am
BlackWhite_Aki
hello >.<

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