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Hmm... what is there to say about me? Well, I guess I'm a little obsessed with perfection. In fact, I've got Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but that's what makes me me. ^_^So, I love nature and want to preserve it for our future children to enjoy. I often annoy my friends by making them recycle or save paper... ^_^; I also love to draw, birdwatch, and, of course, snowboard! There's nothing better than flying down the slopes with your hair flapping in the wind as you fall flat on your face...
I have one older brother who is currently in the United States Marine Corps and I am very proud of him. ^_^ I will also be joining the military, but in a slightly different way. The Navy's gonna be paying my way for college and then I will serve as an officer for four years.
Well, it's been great, now go read something more interesting.
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You've received this comment today in regards to you and your progress. As you know and have been warned about a week ago, this is your Quarterly Review. Our CEO Mr. Cooper has assigned me as the judge of this wonderful moment in your career. Moving on, I'd like to point out that there's been a discrepancy with your records and what you've said during the interview when we first hired. You said that you are single, yes? But your record shows, according to the SSS, that you're married to the village idiot within the past 7 years. Now, now, this isn't a DIRE problem, but it should be corrected soon. In short, we'll be waiting for your letter of apology. Unto more important matter, based on your peers and your boss, it seems that you've done exceedingly well at work. You have done more than prove yourself to work in this amazing company. For that, I congratulate you. However, the only criticism I can only concoct is that you don't work too much. You see, we value good health. And although you are contributing to the company copiously, we urge that you take at least a week vacation for being a workaholic may lead to dire consequences. As an added bonus, you will be spending it with OUR village idiot. At least you're not fired right? Oh, and try not to marry this one. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Jonathan
CEO's Judge
This current avatar was me being a wandering minstrel, or perhaps a nomad or perhaps a male gypsy
you're a girl!?!? O.o
With a badger?!? o.O
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