WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!
Nah, I'm joking.
I'm not bi, and I'm not gonna ask you out, and I'm not gonna hook you up with a random guy, if that's what you're thinking.
But you can come over to my house whenever you want, so we can have some fun. xD
My peanut butter stick.
(No...please...do not take that in a wrong way.)
Wait...a second...don't kill me for being slow, but you broke up with Keith?
So you're single?