Hey everyone. I'm Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist. Feel free to say hi.
Ed: Seems that bearded guy right there is the source of all evil! Guess I'll have to beat him up and leave in a flash!
Ling: Wait! I'm telling you he's dangerous! First we should examine his approach and-
Ed: Ahh?! That's too much trouble!
Ling: Haven't you heard the saying, "If you want to shoot the leader, aim for his horse?"
Ed: If you want to shoot the leader, then just shoot him!