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My name is Tortilinie.
My day job is a Soul Salesman and my night job is a pimp. I live in a dumpster behind McDonalds with my diseased cats.

My friend Draper lives behind me in a box and uses a dead rat filled with cocaine as a pillow.
I am a devout worshiper of the Master Betsey.
Nin and I go to azkaban and steal crayons from applebees.
Igor is my favorite little Russian.
Alyssa throws lettuce at whaling boats.
I love you guys. =]

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Echo Witch

Report | 06/05/2013 12:10 am

Echo Witch

cool avi
Jovansky

Report | 05/29/2013 12:52 am

Jovansky

Seniors playing Wii is funny lol

I bet they'd beat yo a** in boxing burning_eyes
Notched

Report | 05/08/2011 10:46 pm

Notched

Thanks for the purchase.
saelidy

Report | 01/26/2011 9:24 pm

saelidy

Haha, I like it well enough. :]
it's certainly better than doing my apush homework
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saelidy

Report | 01/26/2011 8:41 pm

saelidy

HI
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^ that means confusion. dramallama and that too
i don't understand this world O:
joann in wonderland

Report | 08/19/2010 5:57 pm

joann in wonderland

pooopooo.
joann in wonderland

Report | 08/18/2010 2:37 pm

joann in wonderland

It sure does blow, lemme tell you.

LUCKY. I would kill for a week before school ahaha.

I kind of like starting in the middle of the week, you get those three days to get settled and then start off regularly the next week.
Sunishia

Report | 08/18/2010 6:32 am

Sunishia

thanks!
joann in wonderland

Report | 08/18/2010 6:18 am

joann in wonderland

Ahaha! I'm tired! School started already for me! D<
Cerettaluna

Report | 08/07/2010 10:12 pm

Cerettaluna

You added me? Why? JW~
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