Hello all and welcome to the idiot that is me.
My name is Kane and I live in Australia.
I am currently going back and forth from Dubbo NSW (sh*te town) To The Gold Coast QLD (Mega-awesome Town) Don't ask me why I go back to Dubbo, I will send my fist in the mail to hit you.
I am a bartender by trade, any drink you can think of I can learn how to make it the best possible way I can and make it damn quick too.
I enjoy Coffee, I am a pain to baristas everywhere as I know how to make the perfect cappuccino and can't stand drinking anything less than that.
I've been on gaia since January 04, not on this account though.
I'm 22 years old, too old for you? Do I care?
I love Football (That's *Shivers* Soccer to all you Americans out there) I hate the S word you play it with your FEET the majority of the time so it's FOOTball!
My team is Chelsea, I value the club more than my life itself, I plan on going to London to see them play one day, I know a lot of their chants and can be found randomly breaking out into them.
I used to play Football I was a versatile midfielder as long as it was a central or left wing position I could play defensive or attacking.
I got my name from an advert for anal beads.
I identify myself as a Juggalo, yes you read that right, a Juggalo those crazy unintelligent motherf*ckers who wear wannabe kiss army makeup and follow the words of Insane Clown Posse, well f*ck you if you really think I care what you think of ICP, that is all about that.
I constantly say the words feck and sh*te.
I love beer, it's my special friend.
Wine is my more intelligent friend that I see less often but I enjoy the company none the less.
Spirits are an acquaintance that once in a while will whirlwind into my life and leave me a mess, I enjoy it though.
I have a HUGE celebrity crush on Charlotte Hatherley, TEN MILLION POINTS to whoever knows who she is.
I love Green Day, even their new stuff.
I hate when people label bands sell outs, just because a band is gaining new fans doesn't mean they're doing it on purpose, I do my best to welcome new fans to the fandom of any band/artist, because there once was a time when I was the "Johnny-come-lately" fan.
If you ask me what kind of music I like I will respond with "Um"
My tastes are too vast to explain.
I have a problematic sleeping pattern.
At the age of 17 I was diagnosed with depression, it lightens then worsens all of the time and every single day I wish I didn't have this stupid disease.
I love cooking, I can cook a pretty awesome spaghetti bolognese.
I have a cat, her name is Joeyjoey Girl Josephine Joeyjojo Cassidy, Joey for short.
A lot of people assume that I'm gay, although this is not the case it doesn't piss me off unless the person gets negative about it, hating someone for sh*t like that is ridiculous.
I am an uncle to one awesome little dude named Blake, I spoil him lots and teach him bad habits (Hey what are uncles for?)
I say a lot of stupid things but once in a while come out with some very insightful thoughts.
I like the Power Rangers, especially Mighty Morphin, Time Force and SPD.
I will heart you if you can do a sentai RP with me.
I am my Grandmas favourite.
When I was little I didn't have an imaginary friend, I had several imaginary worlds.
Trainspotting is my favourite movie.
The Mighty Boosh is my favourite show, I love The Hitcher and Tony Harrison.
I love my kittykat even though she's a b*tch.
I can't think of any more pretentious sounding sh*t so I'll leave it at that.
I be Kane.
I collect Drugs and Cockneys.
Message me sometime.
Look at my journal.
And demonstrate general sexiness around me.