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Hello, Darlings! I am Dorian Red, Earl of Gloria.Some of you might be familiar with the thief Eroica. That's me! *Grins* So.. A little about me. I love pretty things, and I get what i want, even i have to take it.
I have an excellent accountant, named James. He is a bit on the stingy side, and always insists that i wear cheap underwear. *sighs* I dont think the cost of my boxers are any of his buisness... *Coughs slightly* He has an obsession with money and tends to go dumpster diving for food. *Shivers* He also has a thing for old food...Strange really.
Now, about the person i love the most: Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach. I met him in Schloss Eberbach in Bonn, Germany. Specificly for the painting "The Man In Purple." I cant see why Major hates that painting so much. If he really hates it, he could have handed over willingly. Well, i do suppose it IS valuble...But he has no taste in art except for a leopard tank.
Before Klaus and I met, i had a intrest for a Ceaser Gabriel. He was a professer, and i had a thing for him. But he wasnt manly enough, if you know what i mean. He did have the looks, but i like muscley men...especially if they have a strong muscle in their pants....*Coughs* Klaus *Cough* sorry, had something in my throat.
James: WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER, LORD GLORIA?! YOU WASTE MONEY THAT WAY!!
Yes James..... Well Ciao for now!

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Report | 03/30/2009 12:23 pm

KlausHeinzVonDemEberbach

Smartest thing you've ever said...Really...

Report | 03/29/2009 4:08 pm

KlausHeinzVonDemEberbach

*growls in the back of his throat*

(Okay)

Report | 03/28/2009 4:47 pm

KlausHeinzVonDemEberbach

-.- That potbellied idiot of a chief has talked me into some crazy missions, lately...*pulls out Magnum* I think I need to go teach him a lesson about screwing with Iron Klaus...*stalks off*

Report | 03/21/2009 8:49 pm

KlausHeinzVonDemEberbach

It's regulation issue for all NATO officers *scowls* I'm just going to wear what I normally do, since you seem to have so much fun making fun of me otherwise, you foppish moron. *turns away*

Report | 03/18/2009 4:38 pm

KlausHeinzVonDemEberbach

Dummarsch -.- *stalks away, proud of his hat*

Report | 03/18/2009 4:32 pm

KlausHeinzVonDemEberbach

-.- *whacks him upside the head* SHUT UP

Report | 03/18/2009 11:21 am

KlausHeinzVonDemEberbach

I am never wearing it again...

Was? *looks down* $%#@! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE DRESSED IN THE DARK!

Report | 03/16/2009 4:30 pm

KlausHeinzVonDemEberbach

Glad you like it...and it's for a job -.- It's finished now...

(XDDDD)

Report | 03/14/2009 6:17 pm

KlausHeinzVonDemEberbach

>.< Oh, Verdammt...*hands him a wrapped package*

Report | 03/14/2009 6:13 pm

KlausHeinzVonDemEberbach

-.- Just stay back...(OR MY EAGLE WILL ATTACK YOU!)