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I'm a student at the SUNY College of Environmental Science and Forestry, one of the foremost environmental universities in the U.S. I have an A.A.S. in Forest Technology and I'm currently working on my B.S. in Forest Resources Management.

I'm 22 and the indifferent owner of an estrogen-based fetus production system. In my spare time I enjoy writing, sleeping, horseback riding, being outside (camping, swimming, riding bikes), and having fun adventures with my boyfriend. I watch a lot of Star Trek with my roommates, and we've made a very complicated drinking game out of it. I love the Onion, the Oatmeal, Regretsy, and every other funny thing on the Internet, especially bad fanfiction.

I'm interested in politics, gender roles in society, humanity's interactions with our environment, and science.

The end.

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bonecrown

Report | 01/11/2012 9:25 pm

bonecrown

Last semester of college.. damn. That's huge. I'm, what, going into my 4th semester? Ugh. xD
Currently an art major -- there's no hope there, not at all, so I am happily switching to my stronger tier of skills and driving towards an English degree. Considering a teaching degree as well, but who knows how these things will work out?
bonecrown

Report | 01/03/2012 7:53 pm

bonecrown

You know I JUST heard about NaNoWriMo /this/ year? I dunno. I just didn't hear about it till now and I'm in love with the idea. So in love with it I didn't even start brainstorming a novel for it. rofl One of these years, one of these years... College is just starting to get good for me, freshman year was not something I'd ever want to do again, but it seems I'm over the hump. Happy post-holidays, by the way.
bonecrown

Report | 12/21/2011 12:11 am

bonecrown

Oh, jesus s**t. I am wicked late on this comment.. How'd finals go for you? Mine went alright; screwed one up really badly, but we'll see... Oh? A novel? Sounds exhausting.
D_phantomking

Report | 12/08/2011 8:26 pm

D_phantomking

ive been alright. been through alot of crap. im glad to hear back from you. and hey if your not on here much, i have a facebook if your on there. ^_^
D_phantomking

Report | 12/05/2011 3:01 am

D_phantomking

hey its D_DAMEON. remember me? its been years i know.... but i thought id try saying hi
bonecrown

Report | 11/27/2011 10:53 pm

bonecrown

Hey, you! You may remember me, you may not. I booped over to Gaia cause I was craving doing a few critiques and sought out your piece about the siblings and the owl and the village. Goddamn, I STILL love it! How are you?
Klaark

Report | 08/11/2011 3:04 pm

Klaark

Thanks.
pretty hate machine

Report | 07/23/2011 8:48 pm

pretty hate machine

My brother-in-law and my daughter's most awesome uncle was killed in a car accident. He was only 22. =(
bonecrown

Report | 06/26/2011 10:39 pm

bonecrown

It has been a long time since anyone has told me they loved me on the internet.
I'm such a lonely old man. You take all the cakes.

Also; judging from your profile, your college beats the ever-loving s**t out of my college.
Cuddlesome Sesquipedalian

Report | 06/25/2011 11:38 pm

Cuddlesome Sesquipedalian

Haha, you're welcome. c: I'd hope so since it's supposed to be him.

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