Hey, you've reached Dynastie. I'm currently out fighting crime. It you want to know my superhero name, press 1. If you have a specific crime you want me to fight, press 2. If you are a criminal wishing to file a complaint or serve a restraining order, press 3. If you are the Hungarian ambassador (and I apologize again for the noodle incident), press 4. Thanks for calling! Leave a message at the tone and I'll get back to you when the world is a better place.
I'm a student at the SUNY College of Environmental Science and Forestry, one of the foremost environmental universities in the U.S. I have an A.A.S. in Forest Technology and I'm currently working on my B.S. in Forest Resources Management.
I'm 22 and the indifferent owner of an estrogen-based fetus production system. In my spare time I enjoy writing, sleeping, horseback riding, being outside (camping, swimming, riding bikes), and having fun adventures with my boyfriend. I watch a lot of Star Trek with my roommates, and we've made a very complicated drinking game out of it. I love the Onion, the Oatmeal, Regretsy, and every other funny thing on the Internet, especially bad fanfiction.
I'm interested in politics, gender roles in society, humanity's interactions with our environment, and science.The end.