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moon killing people and laughing so lets follow his example

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i adopted a chibi!
name:moon
likes:killing people and cookies
doesn't like:you
owner:me
you can adopt one too!
adopt me![/align:4a7cf2b4a2][/b:4a7cf2b4a2][/size:4a7cf2b4a2]

 

people who have no life so leave commentsHEHE just kidding

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Lolawhisper Report | 06/13/2012 1:54 pm
Hi uhh.. I just saw your username and yeah :3 I love cats so. 4laugh
The_Legend_Hero Report | 02/19/2011 9:24 am
hey it's me Lusterman500. my account was hacked. and so i got a new account.
ponyta3500 Report | 11/05/2010 4:56 am
boo digimon go pokemon haha remember we r still at this from school
Bluepelt9 Report | 10/11/2010 9:06 am
cool avatar
Nicki Chaotic Report | 10/01/2010 1:25 pm
copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g it works im rich!!
mermaidtears28 Report | 06/02/2010 9:39 am
copy this to ten profiles then log off then log back on then you will have 100,000 gold it works!!
Imma be a bumble bee Report | 04/28/2010 1:45 pm
I never said that...
But funny, cause i was listening to the song Gives you Hell when i read that :O
Imma be a bumble bee Report | 03/31/2010 8:36 am
Erm, no. I used to...
Imma be a bumble bee Report | 03/06/2010 9:54 am
Hey, it's sabrina.
I quit the other account cuz someone hacked meh D:
Just goes to show how blond i am x3
Anywayy ello!!
Elysse1230 Report | 12/18/2009 6:40 pm
thx merry xmas
 
 
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I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. " 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Pick Up-line and shut downs Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing and add you name on the bottoms. Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her. Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt. Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates. Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot. Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!' Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her. Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her. Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up. Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages. Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear. Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we ******** up … but that s**t was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "b***h, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is. REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling. FAKE FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone. FAKE FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass. FAKE FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable. REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!" FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the ******** out! FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's a** and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic (No way) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (lol, look down) I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay (no I’m not) I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (not be a virgin? I never kissed anyone!) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all. (If you're a girl) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (very true haha) I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (no, I’m just waiting for the right guy) I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small p***s. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p***y. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b***h. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b***h. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*****d I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile 5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.If you have a profile, paste this on your profile. If you are a girl, paste this on your profile If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.If you're one of those iCarly fan girls, paste this into your profile If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!)If you think that only losers hate/don't get iCarly, copy this into your profile If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile. If you throw a fit when someone says the iCarly, twilight, vampire diary, blood ties, moonlight or any Amazing show characters aren't real, copy this into your profile. If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the iCarly team, copy and paste this into your profile If your mom wishes you'd never heard of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.If one of your favorite numbers is now 239, copy and paste this into your profileNow that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)... If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profileIf your an iSupport Jennette McCurdy Person , Paste this into your profile

Cute Seddie Moment Here!! Sam: Do I ever cross your mind? Freddie: No Sam: Do you like me? Freddie: Not Really Sam: Do you want me? Freddie: No Sam: Would you cry if I left? Freddie: No Sam: Would you live for me? Freddie: No Sam: Would you do anything for me? Freddie: No Sam: Choose me,or your life Freddie: My life Sam runs away in shock and pain,and Freddie runs after her and says... "The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind. "The reason why I don't like you is because I love you." "The reason I don't want you is because I need you." "The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left." "The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you." "The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you." "The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto: · Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". · Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. · Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out · Start to call your teachers Sennin. · Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. · Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!". · Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. · When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. · Your hair is black and you wear red contacts. · You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. · You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. · When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. · You dye your hair white and spy on girls. · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. · You yell out "Wind ShurikenThrow of Death" when throwing a frisbee. · You try to kill your brother every day. · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. · You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball. · You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". · In the middle of a sleepover, you blast a flashlight into your best friend's eyes and yell "Chidori!" · You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. · You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. · You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. · When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. · Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. · You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. · When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye. · Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your a** off Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI - HAHAHAHAHA! I really like this one. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile 99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile. XD so me :P

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

33 Things to do in an Elevator: 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 29. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 30. Tell people that you can see their aura. 31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time

Don't knock on death's door!ring the doorbell and run like hell, he hates that!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) 2. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? 3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). 4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! 5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...) 6. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? 7. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) 8. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...) 9. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? 10. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) 11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) 12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) 13. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 14. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) 15. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!) I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

STOP CHILD ABUSE!! I Am Lilly (not mine!) My name is Lilly I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else I’m locked up All day long. When I’m awake, I’m all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I’ll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it’s my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Lilly I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 and there was not. 11.) Now you are laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds." 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip! Rather Than Walk. 10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not "In The Mood." 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Whenever someone you don't particularly like, or even if you do, touches you, recoil and look at them disgustedly while screeching at the top of your lungs: "It Burns us! It Burns us!"

Favorite Quotes from animes: Shigure Sohma: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem. Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening. Shigure Sohma: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru? long silence from the other end of the phone Shigure Sohma: shouts I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you! Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything. Hatsuharu Sohma: Shut up. Quit shouting like you’re king of the freakin’ world. You’re making my ears bleed, you b*****d. Now, I've got some "common sense" for you, if I wore a tie, it wouldn't change who I am. If I had no piercings, it wouldn't mean I'm "nice"...And if my hair was black it wouldn't stop me from kicking your a**. Who do you think you are anyway? Do you think you're God? Huh? Hatsuharu Sohma: after tripping Kyo: If I hadn't had tripped you, you wouldn't have stopped now would you. addressing the audience Hatsuharu Sohma: By the way what I just did was very dangerous. And if it had been anyone but Kyo they probably would have been hurt pretty badly, so don't try it at home. Kyo Sohma: Don't try it here and who are you even talking to?

things you should do everyday say ggodbye. for someone dies everyday wether you know them or not. it is nice to say goodbye to them. say happy birthday. for today is someones birthday and it could be you! say thank you. thank whoever for still being alive. you have just read a message by rhys. records. do not worry if you feeel nautia, faint or being mind controled. it is all natural. just relax and listen to my voice. go kill your mother!

YOURE GUY SIDE You love hoodies you love jeans dogs are better than cats its hilarious when people get hurt you’ve played with / against boys on a team shopping is torture sad movies suck you owe/ed a x-box played with hot wheel cars as a kid at some point in time wanted to be a firefighter you own/ed a ds, ps2 or saga you used to be obsessed with power rangers you watch sports on tv you love video games guitar hero/rock band rule! Gory movies are cool You go to your dad for advice You own like a trillion baseball caps Baggy pants are cool to wear You like going to high school football games You used to/do collect baseball cards Its kinda weird to have asleepovers with a bunch of people Gree, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors You love to go crazy and not care what other people think Sports are fun You talk with food in your mouth Sleep with socks on at night Total-15

YOURE GIRL SIDE You wear lip gloss/stick You love to shop You wear eyeliner You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice You consider cheerleading a sport You hate the color black Video games are boring Rock band/guitar hero are a waste of time You like hanging out at the mall You like getting manicures and or pedicures You like wearing jewelry (only necklaces) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies You don’t like the star wars movies You were in gymnastics/dance It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and makeup You smile a lot more than you should You care what you look like You like wearing dresses when you can You like wearing body spray/perfume/ cologne You love the movies Used to play with dolls as a little kid (does stabbing them, beheading them and snapping their heads off count?) Like putting make up on someone else for the heck of it Like being the star of everything total- 7

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want you to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

"They hurt her" About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.