About
Because my life is too fascinating to describe briefly...
Occupation: Doctor! More specifically...surgeon, specializing in nanotechnology and cybernetics. Also neurology, biochemistry, dentistry, a fair bit of cosmetic surgery, and cryptozoology. Probably a few more, I am a bit absent-minded from time to time. They're all neatly displayed on the wall, feel free to check them out.
Interests: See above. Also, researching the unexplained, which basically means capturing supernatural creatures, then poking them to see how they work. Additional interests include lavishing wealth and attention on women (and the occasional man) in ostentatious displays of power and worldly influence, recruiting new members for my elite strike team, creating/training cat girls, traditional Japanese cuisine, and cheeseburgers. Those are pretty good.
About Me: I've been a doctor for...a very long time. I have seen many things that are pretty unbelievable, seemingly "magical," that I have since explained through science. I technically work for a semi-secret quasi-government agency, but I've got a bit of a reputation in the organization, and people are a little leery of upsetting me. Probably afraid I'll drug them and implant some sort of tracking or behavioral modification device. Hah, ha! That's ridiculous! People can be so silly. I'm going to implant those devices whether I'm upset or not.
Anyway, as long as I send in some research data on a demon or some such creature from time to time, and patch up the suits-and-shades squad whenever they come back from their missions, I'm pretty much free to do my own work. This is most excellent, as I have plenty to do: continue to add cybernetics to my loyal goons-er, agents, press forward in my experimentation with storage and modification of human memory, hire assistants and lovingly and respectfully instruct them in their duties (Of course I would never kidnap people and train them to be my genetically modified servants, how absurd! Pay no attention to the cat-girls behind the curtain...), build a new robot or three, inject passers-by with experimental drugs and/or sedatives, and maybe, just maybe, get some nice, relaxing sleep on one of my cold, stainless steel operating tables. I find them to be quite comfortable, I don't know what all my patients keep complaining about. If you don't believe me, why don't you hop on up and find out...
For more information, check out this "bio"...
Journal
Dr. Jones' Research Notes - Top Secret!
JonesLog 42971-The experiments continue smoothly, with the exception of Subject 823, which persists in demanding her original eyes. This is most curious, as the new ones function much more efficiently...
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Now, just relax. You'll feel much better after we get rid of all those pesky memories...
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