Dr
Maz
I am Maz Samenheimer
(real name not important)
If you are that interested, then go
ahead and ask me yourself.
I was born in 96, and have been a
Gaian since 09? roughly.
I do a lot here on gaia, so stick around
a while, and you might
see me about the place.
I am from the UK. I wanna go to
Texas because of the everything.
I like punk rock, and to hell with
the main-stream-pop crap.
I didn't plan on actually writing here,
but hey...
Stuff happens.
Do you know who Russell Crowe is?
Most of my friends have never heard of him
what is WRONG with them?
Doctor Maz <3s Russell Crowe
By Mouna Vacca
(MCPfatality)
By Maz Samenheimer
(Doctor Maz)
Well, here's my profile! What d'ya think?
Feel free to message me...
Did you know that when I grow up,
I'm gonna become a space ranger?
By Maz Samenheimer
(Doctor Maz)
By Me
(Doctor Maz)
I actually hate volleyball,
but I'm apparently very good at it.
.
By Doctor Maz
DOCTOR MAZ
Well it was ugly but we made it this far
Some have gone but I forget who they are
Now the hangovers are worse
but we get through them fine
Sleeping late but were not lazy
Getting older but were still crazy
I’m so glad that I have these friends o mine
It started out at a coffee shop in a
most unlikely town
And there were casualties
but we made it out anyhow
We stuck together through the good
and bad times
Pulp Fiction, Blazing Saddles,
and Fast Times
I’m so glad that I have these friends o mine
And jobs girls and obstacles did all
but break us down
Night clubs and broken vans in
every major town
And I’ve got your back, you’ve got mine
Like Johnny Cash said “I walk the line”
And you can always count on me for
one last beer
We saw the world
and the world seemed smaller
Were getting wider but not getting no taller
I know we’ve grown up just a little out of time
Were sleeping late but were not lazy
Were getting older but were still crazy
I’m so glad that I have these friends o mine
So glad that I have these friends o mine
So glad that I have these friends o mine
Walk AROUND the leaf!
Do excuse all the writing
Worker Ant #1: I'm lost! Where's the line? It just went away. What do I do? What do I do?
Worker Ant #2: Help!
Worker Ant #3: We'll be stuck here forever!
Mr. Soil: Do not panic, do not panic. We are trained professionals. Now, stay calm. We are going around the leaf.
Worker Ant #1: Around the leaf. I-I-I don't think we can do that.
Mr. Soil: Oh, nonsense. This is nothing compared to the twig of '93.
Slim: What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me.
P.T. Flea: That's because you're a clown!
Slim: No, it's because I'm a prop. You always cast me as the broom, the pole, the stick... a *splinter*!
P.T. Flea: You're a walking stick. It's funny! Now go!
Slim: You parasite.
Flik: For the colony, and for oppressed ants everywhere!
Buzz, you've got wings!
You glow in the dark!
You talk! Your helmet does that,
that... *whoosh* thing!
You are a cool toy!
commission by death by username
Total Value: 2,252,960 Gold
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Item List:
Liam's Underwear
Lord Wilhelm
Lord Wilhelm
The Watchmaker
The Watchmaker
Dandy's Reprise
Oculus Magica
Lord Wilhelm
Hawkin's Treasure
Illyncia's Honor
The Watchmaker
This is me... By me...
BY ME